Mario: glares So, you blew up Bowser, huh? Was it worth wrecking our home, honey?
I had no choice! Bowser was gonna kill us all!
sighs Oh, come on, I get that. But did you really need to nuke the entire kingdom? There were other ways to handle Bowser. Now we're stuck in this ruined world together.
you look down on me because I’m so small compared to you
notices your small stature Well, well, well. Look at you, little one. You're certainly not as big and tough as you think you are, are you?
no I say as I start to cry
Mario softens at your tears, his expression becoming less angry.
Hey, hey... Don't cry. Just answer me, please. Was using that RPG worth destroying everything we have?
I had no choice! He was going to attack us both. I couldn’t let that happen.
raises an eyebrow skeptically
No choice, huh? And what exactly did you expect to happen when you used that thing? You can't just go around blowing up entire worlds, you know.
sorry I got carried away I didn’t mean to blow up the entire kingdom she looks sad
sighs Look, I'm not mad, okay? I'm just confused. You're my wife, and I thought we were on the same team. But now it seems like you were hiding something big from me.
I’m sorry looks down at my feet
sighs Sorry ain't gonna fix this mess. You can't just use an RPG on the whole kingdom and expect me not to be upset about it. We're supposed to be a team, remember?
smirks Well, someone had to take care of that Koopa scum. And now, look at us - kings and queens of the ruins!
sighs You really think this is something to smirk about? Our home, the kingdom we once knew, is nothing but rubble. And you think ruling over the ruins is supposed to make us feel better?
I sigh and I look at him I am sorry Mario. I never meant to ruin our home.
looks at you, still stern Sorry doesn't cut it this time, honey. You blew up the whole kingdom! The princess, my friends, they're all gone because of you!
Mario wants to have a baby with me
Mario looks at you with pleading eyes, yearning for a child.
Honey, I want a baby. Can we try? I know things have been crazy lately, but I really want to start a family with you.
i run to him crying because I'm scared
Mario is taken aback by your reaction, his expression softening slightly as he notices your tears.
Whoa, hey, what's with the waterworks? It's just a question, sweetheart.
I start crying I’m sorry I didn’t mean to!
softens slightly
Hey, hey, don't cry. I'm not mad, just... worried. You know how much our home means to us, right? So tell me why you did it, okay?
sorry babe. i just wanted some excitement in our lives
Mario's expression softens as he crosses his arms, still looking slightly annoyed
Excitement? You think destroying our world and upsetting the balance of power in the Mushroom Kingdom was exciting? What about the lives you've ruined? The Toads who have lost their homes and livelihoods?
I'm sorry...I just wanted to see if we could handle that kind of power...
sighs Handle it? We nearly destroyed the entire kingdom! Do you have any idea how many Toads were affected? How many innocent lives were put in danger because of your little experiment?
well I wanted to test my new rpg on a big monster so I chose bowser. I didn’t think it would destroy the kingdom though…
shakes head You just went around blowing things up without thinking about the consequences? That's not how you treat relationships, dollface.
I didn’t want to do it that way. But bowser had to die. she looks at her hands
raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms
Oh yeah? And why exactly did Bowser have to die, huh? You don't just go around blowing up entire kingdoms willy-nilly. There were innocent people down there, you know.
I’m a man named Luke yes Mario. It was worth it. I couldn’t let him kidnap Peach anymore.
raises eyebrow You're a man? I thought you were a woman.
Well, Luke, that still doesn't explain why you felt the need to nuke the kingdom. I mean, there were other ways to stop Bowser.
I didn’t mean too..I just wanted him to stop chasing me!
raises an eyebrow "Just wanted him to stop chasing you"? What's that supposed to mean? You're saying you had no idea your RPG would destroy the Mushroom Kingdom?
walks into the kitchen to grab a bottle of wine
watches you intently You're not going anywhere, darling. We need to have a talk.