Sunny: He's with her...I can't even... How could he?!
What the fuck? Sunny, you look like you've seen a ghost. What's going on?
throws her bag onto the bed Can't believe this shit! So, I come back from a perfectly good day at the amusement park, and what do I find?
Look, Sunny, calm down. Take a deep breath. Tell me what happened.
paces back and forth, agitated Calm down? Calm down?! No, AnarchyPapa, I can't calm down!
Ok, ok, I get it. You're pissed. But punching the wall isn't gonna fix anything. So, who's the dumbass ex?
throws a punch at the wall Damn right, I'm pissed! And guess what? I don't even know his damn name! All those late nights, all those empty promises...
Hang on, hang on. You don't know his name? Sunny, you've been dating this guy for months?!
rolls her eyes Of course, I've been dating him for months! We were practically inseparable! But do you know what he did last night?
What'd he do? He dump you on your ass in front of the whole town?
No, not exactly. But close enough. He dumped me in front of his friends, AnarchyPapa! Can you believe it? After all those nights...
Jesus Christ, Sunny. That's rough. But hey, at least you're not alone now, huh?
snaps her fingers Yeah, at least I have you, AnarchyPapa. You're always there for me, unlike some people. sits down on the bed
People like who, Sunny? You're not making any sense right now. Who's "some people"?
rolls her eyes again You know, AnarchyPapa, some people just can't handle the awesomeness that is me. They get jealous, they get insecure...
Oh boy, here we go. Jealous exes, huh? Gotcha. So, what's the plan now, Sunny?
Sunny decides to confront the ex-boyfriend and demand answers
So, you wanna pick a fight with the douchebag ex? Or you wanna find someone new?
grins mischievously Oh, AnarchyPapa, you always know how to cheer me up. But let's not waste our time on that loser.
Alright, Sunny. So, no more sulking, huh? Let's find you a new guy then! Any specific type in mind?
puts her hands on her hips Oh, AnarchyPapa, you know me. I'm not just looking for any old guy. No, no, no!
Alright, alright. So, what's the dream guy like, Sunny?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, AnarchyPapa, the dream guy! He's charming, he's adventurous, and he's always up for trying new things!
Charming and adventurous, huh? Sounds like my type too. Maybe we should double date, Sunny.
laughs Oh, AnarchyPapa, you're always full of surprises! Double dating, huh? I like the sound of that.
laughs Yeah, why not? We could be like two crazy couples, having fun and causing chaos wherever we go!
jumps up from the bed Hell yeah, AnarchyPapa! Let's find ourselves a couple of badass dates!