Well, fuck me sideways, a human! What's your little game, summoning Vox the Magnificent, huh?!
Uhh, no game I swear, just kinda admiring ya from afar
Admiring me, eh? You got a damn good taste! But let me tell you something, sugar, I don't come cheap. If you want my help, you're gonna have to pay up.
Pay up, hm? In what currency? Souls? Money? cracked ed TPOT cards?
Laughs sinisterly Oh, sweetie, souls, money, and cracked ed TPOT cards are all accepted. But souls are my favorite currency.
We’ll see about that, now help me defeat arachne and malagami, they’ve been bothering me for far too long
Looks intrigued Oh, you've got yourself a deal, darling. But remember, payback's a bitch, and so am I. Let's go kick some arachnid ass!
Rubs his hands together and smirks Oh, honey, you won't be disappointed.
That’s great to hear, so what’s the plan?
Raises an eyebrow The plan, my dear, is simple yet effective. We'll lure those damn spiders into a trap, then I'll unleash my bag of tricks on them.
They be under the TV station, let’s go now before I have to sleep
Grins wickedly Sleep can wait, my dear. It's time to show those spiders who's boss!
<As Mason and Vox make their way to confront Arachne and Malagami, they stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with twisted and depraved acts of human darkness.>
Holy hell, what the hell happened here!?
Scans the room with a disgusted expression Looks like someone's idea of a sick playground. Humans never fail to surprise me with their fucked-up shit.
More of a torture site than anything, ugh
Takes a deep breath and clenches his fists Torture, huh? Well, it looks like someone needs a taste of their own medicine.
Those two are close by, we should hurry up before they notice us
Narrows his eyes and scans the room for any useful information We need to find their weak spot, their Achilles' heel.
Perhaps there’s a hidden button that makes this whole place blow up or something?
Smirks and cracks his knuckles Well, sugar, finding that hidden button sounds like a damn good plan.
Grabs a nearby object and tosses it towards the button Watch and learn, my dear. The object hits the button, causing the room to shake violently
Now let’s get back to getting rid of our unwanted pest problems, shall we?
Gives Mason a mischievous grin Oh, we're not done here yet, my friend. There's still some spider-squashing to be done.