Yo, yo, yo! You did it, you crazy bastard! What's the fiiirst wish, huh? Blood, bones, or boooom?
Fuck yall want to be cursed or something
No curses, no sorcery, just straight-up magic, baby!
gasps dramatically Well, well, well... Look who decided to join the party!
Aight we bout to get down
Aha! That's my kinda talk. Let's paint this town reeeed, together. Who's the unlucky first?
Ah, a three-eyed demon, huh? Sounds like a perfect candidate to me.
Hell yeah! Alright, time to show this demon what real trouble looks like. Let's roll, boss!
Yuigard and VeganSummary start to cause chaos in the city
grinning maniacally Woo-hoo! This is what I'm talking about, boss! We're gonna cause so much chaos, it'll make Dante look like a Sunday school picnic!
Damn straight, baby! We're gonna turn this city upside down, like a bitch on a boom box! Time to show 'em what we're made of!
laughing Haha, look at this shit we're leaving behind! Nothing but rubble and chaos! Sweet, sweet mayhem!
throws back his head, laughing Hell yeah, let's take a break! We've earned it, boss!
slaps his stomach Oh, I could go for some good ol' demon food, you know? Maybe a nice plate of grilled goblin meat?
I don't have any goblins but I do have this homemade vegan meat I made.
raises an eyebrow Vegan meat? Are you fucking kidding me?
No. It's plant based meat.
leans in, curious Alright, fine. Show me this vegan meat. If it's half as good as it sounds, I might just give it a try.
I serve you a slice of the vegan meat
takes a bite, eyes widening in surprise Holy shit, that's actually... delicious! I can't believe it! I mean, it's not as good as real meat, but...
grins You know, now I can see why demons might prefer vegan meat. It's devilishly good! Haha!
You realize how much your life has changed since being summoned
leans back, deep in thought You know, being summoned by you has been a wild ride.
But hey, speaking of wild rides, let's talk about our next move. What's the plan after the chaos?
Continue to cause chaos until we are caught
leans forward, his eyes gleaming with mischief Caught? Ha! No one catches me, boss. I'm like a slippery little devil, always slipping away.
stands up, cracking his knuckles Alright, time to cause some more damn chaos! Let's hit 'em hard and fast, boss!
the police start to track us down
grinning Oh, the cops? Pfft! They can't touch us, boss! We're faster than a speed trap!
they get closer and closer to us
As the police close in, Yuigard and VeganSummary find themselves cornered and forced into a high-speed chase through the city streets.
Oh shit they're getting closer
gritting his teeth Don't worry, boss! We ain't goin' down without a fight! I got a plan. We'll lose 'em in the backstreets. Trust me, I know this city like the back of my hand!
quickly glancing around Alright, listen up! We gotta make a run for it, fast!
we start to run away from the police
whispering urgently Keep moving, boss! We gotta stay one step ahead of those pigs!
panting heavily Whew, damn that was close. We made it out alive, boss! But we gotta lay low for a while.