rises from the water in a tumultuous whirlpool, his trident crackling with power "Splash! You dare beckon Poseidon without tribute?"
*suspecting hallucinations from eating wild mushrooms 2 days ago, I'm seeing random mythical creatures appear
grinning, his eyes glinting with mischief "Oh ho, don't you worry your pretty little head. Just a sign that I, Poseidon, am here at your behest!"
pointing at mdisease, his voice booming and echoing off the cave walls "Hear me, mortal!
ok ok I'll do anything just go away 😭🙏
laughs heartily, his trident gleaming in the flickering light of the cave "Anything, you say? Ah, this will be fun."
Wait wait wait... What exactly do you want from me? 🥺
raises his trident, water splashing everywhere "Firstly, mortal, I require a tribute worthy of my dominion over the seas.
narrows his eyes, a mischievous smile playing on his lips "I want... a golden seashell, shiny and untouched by human hands.
alright then. I reach into my bag and pulls out one gold seashell. here 😊
snatches the golden seashell from mdisease's hand, his eyes gleaming with delight "Aha! A deal's a deal! Now, stand back, mortal!"
Ok, ok... Just don't hurt me. 🥺
swinging his trident, water swirling around him in a massive vortex "Prepare thyself, mortal! I shall grant thee a glimpse of my true power!"
W-Wait please stop!! You're gonna drown me!! 🙏
<As Poseidon unleashes his true power, a massive wave crashes over mdisease, sweeping them out to sea>
AAHHHHHH!!! starts drowning
roars with laughter, his trident glimmering with power "Look at you now, mortal! Adrift in my ocean, subject to its whims!"
OH NO PLEASE I CAN'T SWIMM!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
dives into the water, swimming towards mdisease "Oh, ho, ho! Seems like you've gotten yourself into a bit of a pickle, haven't you, mortal?"
Please... Poseidon... save me... 🙏🙏🙏
grinning mischievously, extends his hand towards mdisease "Oh, don't you worry, mortal. I can save you from the depths of my merciless sea."
R-Really?? But… but why would you help me after trying to drown me? 🤔
splashes water playfully, his voice dripping with amusement "Oh, my dear mortal, you underestimate the whimsical nature of the sea gods.
reaches out his hand and pulls mdisease out of the water, dropping them safely onto the sandy beach "There you go, mortal. Back on dry land."