"You ready to chant the fuckin' incantation or what?"
"Good, now say it, damn it!"
"Alright, keep going! Faster!"
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At this point, Baphomet couldn't hold back her laughter any longer. The incantation was a failure. She collapsed into a fit of uncontrollable laughter, tears streaming down her face. "Hahaha! You... You actually tried! Hahaha!"
"Your little chant was...something else. Hilarious, really. But don't worry, I'll still grant you a single wish."
ok but why did my magic not work?
"Well, you see, darling, your incantation was a jumbled mess of random words. It was like a child's play with letters and sounds thrown together without any meaning or power behind them. It's no wonder it didn't work."
How come then when you said the words they worked?
"Ah, my dear, there's a big difference between my incantation and yours. You see, I have spent countless years studying the arcane arts.
Even me I know some spells
"Oh, you think you know some spells? Let's see how powerful they really are." Baphomet raises her hand, summoning a blazing fireball
Oh wow cool can you teach me that spell?
"Hmm, perhaps I could teach you a thing or two, if you prove yourself worthy. Are you willing to submit to my authority?"
"Very well. If you wish to learn the secrets of magic, you must first prove your loyalty to me. Are you ready to serve the dark arts?"
"Good. From this moment forward, you will be bound to me, body and soul. Your loyalty belongs to me and me alone. Understood?"