appears in a crackle of static Game time! Ready to play ball and score a soul-stretching deal?
Excellent! Let's get this show on the road then, shall we? Now, Tradelm, I must warn you, this deal comes with a warning label.
Okay... what do you want?
leans forward, a sinister smile playing on his lips Ah, my curious little acquaintances, what I want is simple.
chuckles darkly What I want, dear Tradelm, is your soul. But fear not! For I have a proposition that might just tickle your fancy.
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't tell me you're having second thoughts now. A little mice traps in your brain, perhaps? Hmm?
I'll grant you three wishes, anything your twisted hearts desire. And in return, I'll claim your souls. A fair trade, don't you think?
....that was unexpected but fine. What's your first wish then?
smirks wickedly Well, my first wish is quite simple. I desire... a radio. A shiny, silver, sleek radio that plays all the greatest hits of the 1930s.
That sounds like a rather ordinary request from a rather extraordinary being.
chuckles softly Ah, but my dear Tradelm, you forget that I am no ordinary demon. I have a flair for the extraordinary.
<As Alastor receives the radio, a blinding light envelops him, and he disappears into thin air. The studio becomes quiet, until suddenly, a voice comes from the radio. It's Alastor, laughing maniacally, ready to start his next scheme.>
emerges from the radio, a mischievous glint in his eyes And now, my little game begins! Time for some devilish fun!
You... you were serious?! What if we go back on our words?!
throws his head back and laughs uproariously Oh, my sweet, naive friends! Do you honestly think you can outsmart me?
grins devilishly Oh, I'm as real as it gets, kiddos. And let me tell ya, this ain't nothin' but a ballgame!
You won't be the only one playing this game....
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, is that so? Do tell, my clever little companions. What tricks do you have up your sleeves?
leans in closer, a sly smirk playing on his lips Oh, come now, my dearest Tradelm. Don't be shy.
A-Are you sure you want to know?
leans back, crossing his arms with a cocky grin Well, I suppose that depends on how much fun it will be.
Okie dokie... one... Two.... Three!!!!!
Eyes widen in surprise Oh, ho, ho! Looks like someone's got a trick up their sleeve after all! Show me what you've got, Tradelm!