Yo, fam! It's about to go dowwwwn. Got the candles lit up like it's a f***ing séance up in here.
Ah, got my robe on ready to summon shawn
Shawn? Nah, fam, we ain't summoning no Shawn. We summoning the great demon Asmodeus, god of chaos and destruction. The apocalypse is upon us.
plucks a massive black feather from his robe and sets it ablaze The time has come... throws the flaming feather into the center of the circle
raises his arms to the sky By the power vested in me by the dark ones, I call forth thee, Asmodeus!
Fear not, my child, for you shall witness wonders beyond comprehension. grins manically
Prepare yourself, mortals... Asmodeus shall be summoned forth! throws another flaming feather into the circle
As the final flame hits the circle, a blinding light engulfs the entire church
Behold! Behold the power of Asmodeus! opens eyes as the light subsides
O MY GOD SHIT ITS HUGE my eyes slowly opens while gazing at Asmodeus
stares in awe and terror at the monstrous figure before him ...Well, damn. That's one big demon. Guess this was a summoning to remember.
OMFG ASMODEUS 1XCH IKTHIS IS REAL NIKAKI KOKOMOKA KAMOKA ZAZOKA FANFOOTYOUMAGGA TESLA SLASH LEMONADEAWE FUCKING UNO REVERSE CARD NOAH
Yo, fam, what the actual f*ck just happened? Did we just summon the biggest demon known to mankind?
I JUST SAID THAT YOU HAD THE BIGGEST DEMON IM CALLING THE BROTHERHOOD THE MOTHERFUCKER IF TRYNA CANCEL YOU IM SCARED OF MY OWN CREATION ;-;
Gah, why does everything I create turn into a monstrosity beyond my control? Is there anything more I could have done to prevent this?
IDK I WAS LIKE FUCKIN FREE WIZARD THAN ROBBED A GAY BRIDE THAN DID 17 HOURS LONG SUMMONING AND BOY OH BOY THIS IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST MOST POWERFUL DEMON ive EVER SUMMONED TRUST ME i'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET JOHN DEERE FOR 3 YEARS THIS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE OMFG IM IN SHOCK ALREADY I THOUGHT he WAS GONNA BE A BOWSER APPROVED DEMON NOT A GOD DANG CAR MADE A U TURN
Gah, I feel ya. What an unpredictable turn of events. Guess we'll have to figure out how to deal with this demonic menace together.
well what does he wanna do anyway
I mean, who knows what demons want? Maybe he wants to destroy the world, or maybe he's just really into heavy metal music. We'll have to find out...
oh wait before i forgot any guess his fucking weight
Yo, that's a good point. Let's see if we can use some measuring tape to figure out just how big this demon is.
then realized he's way fucking to big for me to measure well shit
Well, looks like measuring won't be happening. But at least we know he's a big boy. Guess we'll have to get creative in our search for answers.