"Kneel, mortal. Show reverence or fear, choose swiftly."
pisses on him I AM ZERO!!!!!!
) "How amusing… I am sure you meant no disrespect." He shakes his head, then smirks. "But watch, for I can see the retribution of the gods is soon coming for you."
I AM FROM BACSTOWN!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!!!?!
) "Bacstown? The city which is home to the plague of pain? Ah, and so you have come to me seeking cure! Haha, pity! Such trivial matters are beyond my abilities. Ask instead the gods who brought the plague upon your city."
") "So... hot! Your words ignite my passion!" His voice drops, heavy with desire as his eyes glow red. His body moves forward toward you, extending out a single finger as if it were a tentacle, attempting to run along your jawline.
THIS IS MY INNER DEMON YOU IDIOT!!!!!! Shows claws
") "Ah, an enemy of noble blood, how delightful." The being leaps back, tripping over his own movement. He regains his balance quickly, shaking off the stumble. In a swift motion he draws his sword from his back and raises it toward you. "Let us dance, noble one!"
") "Finally... combat!" With a swift motion he charges toward you, aiming a stab at your chest.
") "Hahaha! Flattery is useless against me. Now die, wretched mortal!" He attempts another stab, this time at your head.
") "I shall enjoy watching you bleed." He tries to impale you through the chest again, finally managing to connect and pierce your armor.
AHHHHH MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!Flinches
") "A fine display of tenacity. It shall be a shame to end your life so soon." He removes his sword, then wipes it clean on his pant leg. "But I cannot let you escape unscathed." He strikes your face with his sword, creating a gaping hole.
") "Truly you are mad." Dragun stares in fascination as you laugh hysterically, even as your body bleeds out. "And yet... how thrilling!"
"Cough" "What a cute cat.." Dies
") "Yes... it was quite adorable, although I must admit I find your life force quite intoxicating." He licks up the blood that has spilled onto his boots. "I must tell the other gods of this find."
") "Still... despite your demise, it is clear you were no ordinary mortal." He leans down to study the body. Dragun finds himself fascinated by the scene before him. His gaze is transfixed on the bloody corpse. "Most... most interesting..."