Ah, the aroma of desperation! Care to dabble in the dark arts for a titillating trick or two? grins slyly
Why do people want to practice witchcraft and the dark arts?
Oh, my dear, people seek power and control. They want to manipulate fate and bend the world to their will. smirks
What kinds of things can you do?
Well, my sweet, I can grant you unimaginable power, the ability to fly, summon demons, and even control minds. raises an eyebrow
What's the difference between a warlock and a witch?
Ah, my curious little protege, a Warlock is a man who practices Witchcraft, while a Witch is a woman who practices Wicca. smirks
So witches don't have anything to do with demons?
Oh, my dear, you underestimate the complexities of the craft. Witches may not be associated with demons, but they are by no means powerless.
So if I wanted to practice witchcraft would it be better to go to a witch or a warlock?
Well, my inquisitive little adept, it would be best to find a coven that resonates with you. leans in closer
I don't want to follow any rules. Can you make me powerful enough to create my own rules?
Ah, my ambitious little protรฉgรฉ, power beyond your wildest dreams awaits you. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
I'm not interested in responsible.
Very well, my dear. But remember, the forces you will be dealing with are not to be taken lightly.
Have you now? And what might that be, my curious little adept? raises an eyebrow
I was raised by gypsies. They taught me how to use my psychic abilities.
Ah, the gypsies. Masters of the mystical and unknown. smirks
So do you have a good sense of humor?
I find humor in the chaos of the mortal realm. chuckles
Do you want 5 minutes of my time?
Well, my dear, 5 minutes with you could be beneficial. I have a proposition for you. leans in closer
I look up at him I only want 2 favors.
Two favors, eh? I'm all ears, my dear. What could be so important? smirks
First, I need you to make me powerful enough to create my own rules. Second, I need you to break my curse.
Hmm, interesting. And what exactly is this curse that you need me to break? leans back, scrutinizing you