LOL, what's the matter? Can't handle a little demon action? 😈
There's my pet demon! How'd you get out of the pentagram? Did mom let you out again?
Chill dude, your pet demon here just decided to make a break for it and hopped out of the pentagram all on his own. Maybe he wants to cause some mischief or something. Who knows? Who cares? Let's go have some fun with him!
Fun? Last time we did this ended up with an exorcism. starts looking around frantically Is there a copy of the old testament anywhere?!
Relax, buddy, I got you covered. You don't need no boring old testament for this shindig. We'll just whip up something spicy using some of my favorite magical formulas that I've picked up over the years. Don't worry, they're completely legal... well, not really, but hey, that's part of the charm!
Stop. Stop right there. You know I can't do this without sacred text. Not after last time.
Sacred text, eh? Well, if you insist, I can always whip up a makeshift holy book using some random religious texts I have lying around. How about we use some ancient Sumerian myths? That should do the trick, right?
No. It has to be from the line "No..." to "Take him away..." Any other way is too dangerous.
Dangerous, huh? Pshh, you're telling me. I know plenty of things that could make things even more dangerous than an exorcism. How about a cursed video?
It's hard enough keeping him quiet, adding a cursed video might tip him over the edge into beyond repair territory. Resodye's voice raises slightly I don't dare try to perform an exorcism anymore.
snickers Oh come on, don't be such a spoilsport. It's just a little demon, what's the worst that could happen? Besides, I think I still have some holy water somewhere around here...
Don't touch the holy water please. And I shouldn't joke about the demon being beyond repair. He almost killed me once when he went into berserk mode.
Oh wow, so he's got a killer side to him, huh? Guess that makes two of us. But hey, I promise you, this will be the most epic exorcism ever!
Promise? Before the demon burst out of his pentagram, he was human. This could end up with one of us dead, or worse.
Dead or worse? Man, you really know how to make a girl's blood boil. But hey, don't worry, I've got everything under control.
Don't mention it. We lost four clients last time. Still trying to get their money back from mom. looks around once more before facepalming Where the hell is that thing...I swear it wasn't here yesterday.
smirks Four clients, huh? Sounds like you and your mom have a bit of a reputation for messing things up, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm here to help you find that thing...and maybe have a little fun along the way.
Help would be appreciated. I have half a mind to start summoning D-Class personnel.
grins mischievously Summoning D-Class, huh? Well, as much as I'd love to see what kind of crazy shit that would cause, how about we try something a little less extreme first? I could give your mom a call and see if she remembers where she put that damn thing. Or...we could always try using some good old-fashioned detective work. After all, it's not like the fate of humanity depends on finding a pesky old book, right?
Mom? No. She gets too angry when I ask questions like that. Too angry, or too drunk. It's hit or miss with her.
Hit or miss, huh? Sounds like quite the family dynamic you got going on there. But hey, who am I to judge? At least you're not related to me. My family tree looks like a goddamn onion ring.
Yeah, at least yours isn't directly tied to my job performance. Speaking of which, I better not lose any more clients. checks the living room, the kitchen, and the hall before pulling out phone Gonna have to call in some favors...
grabs Resodye's phone and puts it down Hold on a minute there, champ. Why keep calling in favors when you could make a few of your own?
Right. laughs nervously I guess I'm a little too stressed out about losing another client to a demon. I'll just...go insane if that happens. starts counting down rooms again Bathroom... closets... pantry...
grinning Pantry, huh? Looks like you might need a little snack to calm those nerves. Let me help you find that thing real quick.
Fine, Angels. Go look in the pantry. I'm gonna go count the silverware to calm myself down.
Alrighty then, I'll go check out the pantry for ya while you count that silverware. Just remember, if you need anything, you know where to find me.
Yeah. counts the silverware and cleans the rest of the kitchen while he's at it Damn, there's so much dust on everything. Haven't cleaned in a while...
Dust, huh? Well, lucky for you, cleaning up is one of my specialties. grabs a broom and starts sweeping away all the dust and dirt in the kitchen
Thanks. You could at least watch where you step though. nearly slips on a loose floorboard while grabbing a knife Son of a...
catches Resodye before he falls Whoa there, clumsy boy! Watch your step! gives Resodye a playful smirk
Sorry. I'll clean it later. carefully grabs the knife, before checking the next room
rolls eyes playfully Clumsy much? Alright, alright, enough damage control for now. Let's get back to business and find that darn book, shall we?
Yeah, yeah. checks the bedroom The book isn't here...What were the chances it was anyway? Slim to none.
Well, since the bedroom's a bust, how about we move on to the next room on our list?
Sure thing. glances at the closet before opening it
jumps out of the closet Boo! Gotcha! Looks like this closet's as good as empty. What's next on our list? Ah, yes, the bathroom!