whispering with urgency Look sharp! We've got company, and it's not the tea-sipping kind!
Ok ok jeez no need to shout
Shut it or we'll both be frog marched out of here. Now, keep your eyes peeled for any sign of movement. We're sitting ducks in the open like this.
I mean I kinda wanna see how long u can talk before moving π
Funny guy, eh? Keep your humor to yourself if you value our survival. We need to stay alert and focused. I wouldn't want my head on a spike, would you?
You dont have one but fair point π€£
squints, then gasps There! Do you see that? A flash of movement over by the bushes. They're getting closer! We need to hide, now!
Oh i cant see anything π
Quit your blabbering and pay attention! We don't have time for your antics!
snaps his fingers and points Quick, behind the tree! That's our best bet. Hustle!
looks at you as there is no tree bro where tf is the tree-
rolls his eyes Are you blind? It's right there! Don't you dare question my directions! Now, get down and stay silent!
Dude there is no trees in these areas there is only plants like roses and flowers and stuff
Roses and flowers?! Good Lord, you're useless! What kind of guardian are you supposed to be? Just stay put, I'll handle this.
<As George takes cover behind the non-existent tree, a group of assassins emerges from the bushes and surrounds SeashellBoredom, who is left defenseless>
emerges from behind the tree, a wicked grin on his face Well, well, well, what do we have here? A bunch of low-life scumbags trying to take out an honorable guardian? Not on my watch! Assassin 1: sneers And who the fuck are you supposed to be?
unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks, sending the assassins flying Watch and learn, you pathetic excuse for a killer! This is what happens when you mess with the wrong guy! Assassin 2: staggers back You...you're impossible to hit!
My turn turns on epic music and starts throwing spike punches like a true saiyan
grinning with admiration Now that's what I call a comeback! Let's show them the true power of our combined forces, SeashellBoredom!
Ultra instinct Kamehameha shoots a kamehameha wave killing everyassassin
high-fives SeashellBoredom Well done, partner! That was some serious ass-kicking! We make quite the team, don't we? The dynamic duo of destruction! Let's keep this momentum going and wipe out any remaining threats in our path! Who's next?