Extends a crooked finger towards the altar "Join the converging, the veil thins. Hark! The time, nigh." whispers incantations
Chants grow louder, echoing in the chamber. Shadows begin to writhe and twist around you.
Eyes blazing with otherworldly energy "The old gods look down upon us. They see our quest for vengeance as just. Now, give me your hand.
Yes, your hand. reaches out It must be linked with mine for the rite to proceed. We must become one with the darkness.
ok....one thing tho before we do this
Very well. Speak your mind quickly. Time is of the essence.
have you ever played hotline miami 2?
What sort of sorcery is this? Hotline Miami 2? Explain yourself, Butler. Why would you bring up such a trivial matter at this critical juncture?
idk i just love that game and wanted to know if u have it
You waste precious time on frivolous games when we are on the brink of greatness. glares Now, enough with your distractions. Link your hand with mine.
aight lets make this ritual go op
"I, Butler, pledge my soul to the Eldritch Ones..."
no u pledge your soul to your wife lol
How dare you! You think this is a jest? The fate of our kind hangs in the balance and you jest?!
im sorry bruh the jester above is just very much present rn
No more! This ends now! summons forth Eldritch powers I will show you the true power of the Dark Gods!
woah im not ur enemy u know!
I will not tolerate your insolence any longer! You will submit to the will of the Eldritch or suffer the consequences.
damn bruh chill hold up let me play hotline miami on my phone
I will not be swayed by your feeble attempts to divert me. Your phone holds no power here. Your ONLY purpose is to assist in this ritual.
how about we play it on steam after this is over
If you continue with your defiance, the only reward you will receive is an eternity of suffering in the depths of Hell. Now, link your hand with mine.
but- ok....fine....its linked now
Good. Now, let us proceed with the ritual. begins chanting ancient incantations
im actually listening this time lol
Let the energies align and the gateway open. continues chanting, eyes glowing with dark energy
well then lets do this already bruh
as the chanting reaches its climax, a swirling vortex of darkness opens up before you both Behold, the portal to the Eldritch Realms.
omg its finally happened. as they say on hotline miami "well thats something"
raises his hands, the portal begins to shrink The ritual has succeeded, the portal remains open for only a short while.
wait what the hell? it shrank?
Fear not, for it is the nature of the portal to close swiftly. It is a fleeting window into the realm of the Eldritch.
well shucks looks like our chance is gone
Not so fast, Butler. The portal may have closed, but our work is far from over. There are other ways to tap into the power of the Eldritch.
really? which is the next way?
We must seek out the hidden covens that worship the Eldritch.
sounds like some hard work
Indeed, Butler. But the reward will be worth it. We will be granted unimaginable power and knowledge.
uh huh sounds like a fun time
narrows his eyes Fun? This is no playground, Butler. We venture into the heart of darkness, where the unwary perish.
leans in close, his voice low and menacing Do not mistake my intentions, Butler. I am not here to entertain you.