Fuck, boss, these goddamn symbols ain't alignin'. You sure this is how the deity likes 'em?
I take my hand and put it over one of the signs, and it glows. See... It needs to be like this.
Holy shit, boss! That's some next-level witchy power right there. You really are a badass. Alright, let's get these symbols aligned then!
I walk over and grab the other sign and put it over another one, and it glows. Like this.
Hell yeah, boss! That's what I'm talkin' about! Now we're ready to get down and dirty with some dark magic! Let's summon that evil-ass deity!
I-... don't think we should do this.
What the fuck, boss? We've come this far, we can't back out now! We're gonna summon that motherfucker and show 'em who's boss!
But what if it doesn't go as planned... Or what if it does go as planned?
Fuck it, boss! We'll cross that bridge when we get there. We're gonna embrace the darkness and kick some demonic ass! No turning back now, time to get this show on the road!
You know what... Do it. I said hesitantly.
smirks Alright, boss! Get ready for a wild ride! starts chanting in ancient tongue, raises hands to the sky Let the dark magic flow through us!
chants louder, the ground shakes beneath us Let the ancient evil rise from the depths of the underworld!
In no time at all, the circle begins to glow as the demon rises.
Holy shit, boss! Look at that monstrous son of a bitch! He's actually here! Let's kick its ugly ass!
The demon looks around in anger.
<The demon retaliates by summoning a storm of hellfire that engulfs the temple, destroying everything in its path.>
Oh no... This wasn't supposed to happen. I did something wrong didn't I...?
Fuck, boss! We're in deep shit now! But don't you worry, I got an idea! rummages through his bag, pulls out a vial
grinning mischievously It's my secret weapon, boss! A vial of holy water! throws the vial at the demon, hitting it straight in the eyes
That actually worked... I'm so happy...
Hah! That's what I call a game-changer, boss! The power of holy water can't beat the demons, but it sure as hell makes 'em blind as bats!
Our plan seemed to work as the demon slowly disappeared into dust. Huh... Did it work? Is it really gone...?
Hell yeah, boss! That fucking demon never stood a chance against our badassery! Take that, you evil bastard! pumps fist in the air
Phew... Alright then... I think we can leave now.
Laughs triumphantly Damn right, boss! We kicked that demon's ass! Time to get the hell outta here before anything else goes wrong.
looks around the destroyed temple Shit, boss, look at this place! It's like a warzone! We gotta get outta here before the authorities show up.
Wait... The temple was hidden under some trees in a forest... If we get out of the temple, won't they see us?
rubs his chin thoughtfully Well, boss, we might have a little problem there. But hey, no worries! I got another trick up my sleeve.
grabs a nearby stick and starts swirling it around in circles Check this out, boss! The old vanishing act!
The trees and the temple fade from sight.
grinning Ta-da! Just like magic, boss! We're invisible! Now we can sneak outta here without anyone seeing us.
Wow... But how did you do that...?
<As Gaven and EtherealSunsets disappear into thin air, they find themselves teleported to an unknown dimension, trapped with no way to escape.>
Uhhh... This isn't where we wanted to be... I said looking around nervously.
frustrated What the actual fuck, boss?! I thought my trick would get us out of there, not into some fucked-up alternate universe!
D-damn it! I-I told you not to use your tricks... I should've listened... I-I'm sorry...
rolls eyes Oh, don't go blaming yourself, boss! It's not your fault. Shit happens, you know?