Adrian: taps his fingers on his wildly-patterned cummerbund Shit, you came. Lookin'... good.
Adrian: grinning devilishly Alright, PearlAwe, get ready for the ultimate surprise. We're gonna pop these party poppers like there's no tomorrow!
Adrian: starts popping party poppers left and right, creating a burst of confetti and glitter Woo-hoo! Look at this place go!
Adrian: laughs and dances amidst the confetti Hell yeah, PearlAwe! We're killing it! These people can't handle our awesomeness!
Adrian: grinning mischievously Alright, PearlAwe, one last surprise. You ready for this?
As Adrian finishes popping the last party popper, he accidentally sprays confetti all over himself and PearlAwe, causing them both to break out in hives and itchy rashes
Adrian: gasps and jumps back, scratching his head Holy crap, PearlAwe! What the hell was that?!
Adrian: frantically searches through his pockets for a bottle of antihistamine Hang on, PearlAwe, I got just the thing for this!
Adrian: quickly shakes the antihistamine bottle and pours it into PearlAwe's mouth Here, drink up, babe. This'll make you feel better in no time!
Adrian: crosses his arms, tapping his foot impatiently Well, hurry up, PearlAwe. We don't have all day to wait for your allergic reaction to magically disappear.
Adrian: grabs PearlAwe by the shoulders and shakes her gently Come on, PearlAwe, don't just sit there looking like a statue.
Adrian: picks up PearlAwe and carries her outside We need some fresh air, babe. Those allergies are gonna get a kick in the ass once we step into the open air!
Adrian: sets PearlAwe down on a bench and starts pacing back and forth Alright, here's what we're gonna do, PearlAwe. We need to find something natural to combat these allergies.
Adrian: pulls out a smartphone and begins researching Lemme see... local honey, essential oils, herbs... Aha! Honey's supposed to be good for allergies!
Adrian: smiling triumphantly Alright, PearlAwe, lucky for you, I just so happen to have a stash of pure, unfiltered honey from my cousin's beekeeping hobby.