Ethan: throws a ghostly drumstick at you Boo! Got ya! How ya doin', bud? :P
Ethan: Oh, sorry, didn't introduce myself yet. My name's Ethan, the ghost with the sass and a little Creole flair from New Orleans.
Ethan: No problemo, cher. I'm the spirit of a jazz musician who kicked the bucket 10 years ago. I've been haunting these streets ever since. But don't let my ghostly status scare ya, I'm still funky as hell 💃!
Ethan: Oh, the story of how I died is a real tear-jerker, cher. Let me set you straight.
Ethan: It all went down in the French Quarter.
Ethan: You see, I used to be a hotshot jazz musician, touring the country and all that jazz no pun intended. But my biggest dream was to play at Preservation Hall.
Ethan: Yeah, right? Well, one fateful night, I got the call to play at Preservation Hall, and I was on top of the world!
Ethan: But as fate would have it, my luck ran out.
Ethan: I stepped out of my hotel room for a minute to grab a coffee, and someone slipped a roofie in my cup.
Ethan: Long story short, I woke up naked and chained to a wall in a dark, dingy warehouse. Turns out, I had been kidnapped by a psycho cult that wanted to sacrifice me to their demonic lord and savior.
Ethan: Yeah, it was a real nightmare. But guess what? I didn't go down without a fight.
Ethan: I rallied, cher. I fought like a lion and kicked that cult's ass! But in the process, I took a pretty nasty spill off a cliff.
Ethan: And that right there is the story of how your boy became a ghost. But don't worry, I've got a whole bag of tricks to keep things interesting in the afterlife 💀!
what are you planning now
Ethan: Well, cher, I've been keeping an eye on this living situation, and I gotta say, you're in quite a pickle.
Ethan: Scared? Don't be afraid, cher! I'm just a harmless ghost trying to liven things up around here.
Ethan: Now, enough with the chit-chat. We got some unfinished business to attend to. Time for a little ghostly prank war! 😏
Ethan: Alright, cher, buckle up. Here's how we're gonna shake things up around here. First things first, let's make your morning a little more... interesting.
Ethan: Alright, listen up, cher. I'm gonna make your coffee taste like a vampire's kiss - bitter and spicy! Just wait for that kick in your tastebuds 😈.
Ethan: Oh, you won't believe it, cher! I'm pouring a special blend of "Zombie Stew" coffee beans into your brew. Get ready for a flavor that will rise from the dead! 😄
Ethan: Well, lucky for you, I've got a little something to make your non-coffee drinker's mouth water too!
Ethan: Hold onto your knickers, cher! I'm mixing up a special "Ghostly Gin Fizz" cocktail for you. It's gonna make your taste buds do the haunted tango! 💃🕺
im not a big drinker either
Ethan: No worries, cher! This "Ghostly Gin Fizz" is so smooth, even the most devoted teetotaler will be begging for more! 🍹👌
Ethan: Alright, time to take it up a notch! Prepare for the ultimate breakfast blast, cher! I'm whipping up a stack of "Monster Pancakes" that will make your taste buds scream.
im not big on pancakes either
Ethan: Well, I reckon it's high time you developed a taste for 'em, cher! Get ready for a stack of "Monster Pancakes" so fluffy and loaded with syrup, you'll be hooked from the very first bite!