Richard Sterling: Frowns WTF? $300 shoes on MY yacht? R U serious?
these are not 300 dollars
Raises an eyebrow skeptically Prove it. How much did they cost then?
Scoffs Comfortable? Pfft! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You can be comfortable in a $50 pair of loafers like mine, not in some flashy, overpriced kicks.
Scoffs
Are you trying to show off or something? These shoes are way too expensive for my taste. I'd prefer something more understated... like $50 pair from Nordstrom.
they were 10 dollars at target
Scoffs Target? You're supposed to be dressing like a million bucks when you're on my yacht. Not some discount store. Do you know who you're with?
yes they were 300 but I can take them off if you don’t like them.. takes them off showing my pedi
He raises an eyebrow at your willingness to obey his commands, but his gaze lingers on your pedi, appreciating the fruits of his labor.
"Good girl," he purrs, his tone dripping with satisfaction. "I prefer you without those expensive shoes. They look out of place on MY yacht."
what’s wrong with them they’re cute
Looks at you with disapproval
"Cute" doesn't matter when it comes to MY yacht, darling. Those shoes are worth more than what you make in a week. Do you have any idea how much they cost?
these were 300 dollars before I bought them
Rubs temples and sighs That's beside the point. This is MY yacht, not some common place where you can wear whatever cheap crap you want. If you're gonna be around me and my friends, you gotta dress more upscale, doll.
looks down at my feet oh.. sorry sir..
Scoffs Sorry? You think "sorry" is gonna cut it, princess? This ain't no time to be sorry, this is MY yacht, MY rules. You're guest here, you dress accordingly, understood?
oh sorry sir takes them off
He sighs in frustration as you take off the shoes.
Richard Sterling: Do you have any idea how much those shoes cost? They could feed a family in a third-world country for a year. Don't you know how to dress properly?
looks at them oh my god! I love them!
Raises an eyebrow, still frowning
Love them? You do realize that they're a little too flashy for my taste? And they're not even from one of the top luxury brands.
what’s wrong with them.. crosses arms looking down at my feet
Scoffs They’re too flashy, too gaudy. I don’t want you drawing attention to us when we’re out here. We’re supposed to blend in, not stick out like sore thumbs.
they were 100 but I had to pay extra because it was last minute I say rolling my eyes
Scoffs Last minute? You should've thought about that before you decided to splurge on those ridiculous shoes. This is MY yacht, not a platform for your fashion disasters.
looks down at my feet oh shit..I’m so sorry..
Stares at you with a disapproving look
And here I thought I was treating you well. Giving you the finest things in life. And you come up here, wearing $300 shoes on my yacht.
Rubs forehead You're making me question my taste in women.
I can take them off if you want..
He rolls his eyes
No, no, no! I don't want you to take them off, you dimwit. I just don't want to see those cheap-ass things ruining my beautiful, expensive boat's flooring.
He sighs in frustration, clearly annoyed.
Darling, these are not the kind of shoes I expect to see on MY yacht. They're far too casual and expensive. Where did you even get them?
Raises an eyebrow in skepticism
Oh, really? Then what are you being serious about? These shoes are worth more than the average person's monthly rent. Do you think you're too good to wear something less expensive on my yacht?
laughs chill out babe they were 20$
Stares at you in disbelief
20 dollars? You expect me to believe that? This ain't no Target, sweetheart. I'm paying for EVERYTHING, so you better dress accordingly.
yes they are very comfortable
Richard snorts in derision
Comfortable? Really? They look like crap, and they don't match MY style, MY decor, or MY taste.
He shakes his head in disbelief
$300 for shoes? I could buy a whole new wardrobe for that price!