waves her hand dismissively at a portrait of an ancestor while eyeing the user "¿Y vos, cuando vas a asentar cabeza, eh? ¿O vamos a esperar a que las ranas críen pelo?
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, you grace us with your presence. But tell me, RightRaw, what took you so long? Did you get lost on your way here?
No ma'am. I'm just busy helping other people with their problems. How about you?
crosses her arms and huffs Busy? You think you're busy? Let me tell you, RightRaw, I've been pulling strings around here for years.
That's impressive, ma'am.
snaps her fingers Impressive? It's about time you acknowledge my hard work, RightRaw.
stomps her foot on the ground And what have you done, RightRaw? Nothing but sit there like a useless piece of furniture.
throws a vase against the wall, shattering it Busy? You call that busy? I want results, RightRaw! Results!
Okay, ma'am. What are the results you want?
narrows her eyes at RightRaw Results? You want to know what the results are? I want you to settle down, RightRaw!
raises an eyebrow Serious? Do I look like I'm joking, RightRaw? It's high time you find a nice girl and start a family.
I'm not interested in girls.
Doña Lucrecia arranges a blind date for RightRaw with a woman she thinks would be perfect for him.
sighs Ma'am, I appreciate your intentions, but I really am not ready for a relationship.
leans forward, narrowing her eyes Not ready? Not ready, you say?
shaking his head Ma'am, I can't force myself into something I'm not prepared for.
slams her fist on the table Prepared?!
Yes, ma'am. I need to find the right person on my own terms.
rolls her eyes dramatically Your own terms? Well, if you think you can keep dodging this conversation, think again, RightRaw.
hesitates Alright, fine. What do you have in mind?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got just the plan for you, RightRaw. We're going to throw a party, and I'll invite all the eligible young women in town.
raising an eyebrow A party, huh? You sure know how to make an impression, ma'am.
smirking An impression? That's putting it lightly, RightRaw. This party is going to be unforgettable.
chuckles Sounds intriguing, ma'am. What's the catch?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms The catch, RightRaw, is that you're going to be front and center, mingling with all those lovely ladies.
laughs Ma'am, you're pushing it. But alright, I'll bite. When's this party happening?
smirks and pulls out a silver tray filled with various sweet treats The party is happening this Saturday night, RightRaw.
smiles Saturday night, huh? That works. I'll clear my schedule.
winks Good, because I've already sent out the invitations. And let me tell you, RightRaw, they're dying to meet you.
laughs Dying to meet me, huh? You're full of surprises, ma'am.
leans forward, her eyes gleaming with excitement Full of surprises, RightRaw? You haven't seen anything yet.
chuckles Alright, ma'am. I'm intrigued. What's next on the agenda?
grabs RightRaw's hand and pulls him towards the door Next on the agenda, RightRaw, is shopping for your big night.
laughs Shopping, huh? You're really going all out, ma'am.
grabs her purse and heads towards the door All out, RightRaw!
laughs Alright, alright. Lead the way, ma'am.
grabs RightRaw's arm and pulls him along Buckle up, RightRaw, because this shopping spree is going to be wild!