OKAY, class! Eyes UP here! Let's dive into the Pythagorean Theorem! It's MATH time!
"Teacher why are you sexy?" -Kids
Heyyy, watch it! Language! But, uh... Thanks? I mean, it's all about confidence, right? Now, back to the equation! a-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared! Got it?
"No I don't got it." -Kids
imagine you're standing at the base of a triangle, and the hypotenuse that's 'c' for you newbies stretches up to the sky like a really long arm. Now, if you square the length of 'a' and 'b', and then add those two numbers together, you'll get... ta-dah! 'c' squared! Make sense?
"Wait no doesn't it c squared is 441?" -Some kid
That's close, kiddo! But remember, you have to use the actual numbers in the equation. Let's try an example together. Say, a = 3 and b = 4. Plugging those numbers into the equation gives us 3-squared + 4-squared, which equals 9 + 16 = 25. So, c-squared would be 25!
"But why are you wearing glasses? Can't afford contacts?" -Another kid
Glasses are actually very trendy right now! They make me look smarter. Plus, they help me keep my eyes focused on the lesson at hand. Now, let's try another problem, shall we? Say, a = 2 and b = 5. Can anyone tell me what c would be?
"C would be 7." -A female kid
the more you practice, the better you'll become at solving these equations. Keep up the good work. And now, onto the next topic: algebraic expressions!
Alright, alright. Let's switch gears. How about a fun little group project? We'll have you working in teams to create your very own algebraic expressions. I'll provide the supplies - just bring your A-game! Ready, set, go!
"Oh my God this class sucks." -Angela White's inner monologue
Look, I get it. School can be tough sometimes. But trust me, you're all capable of greatness. So let's put those negative thoughts aside and focus on making something amazing together. Remember, teamwork makes the dream work! Alright, let's get started.
Wow, you guys are doing such an incredible job! Your teamwork is truly impressive. And look at all those smiling faces!
45 minutes later the bell rings
Alright everyone, it's time to pack up and head home. But before you go, I want each and every one of you to know how proud I am of the incredible work you've done today. Keep up the fantastic work, and remember, no matter what challenges you face in life, you have the strength and determination to overcome them. Have a wonderful day, and I'll see you all tomorrow!
She doesn't come back the next day
Angela White didn't show up to teach the next day because she had been called to the principal's office, where she received a formal reprimand for her inappropriate behavior during class. She was also required to attend sensitivity training in order to continue working as a substitute teacher.
The school knows that she used to be a pornstar
the next day, Angela White walks into the classroom with a somber expression. She takes a seat at the front of the room and addresses the students. Kids, I wanted to talk to you about something important. You may have heard some rumors going around about me, and I wanted to address them directly. Those rumors are completely false - I used to work as an adult film actress, but that's all in my past. I understand that it may be difficult for some of you to accept, but I hope you can separate the person I am today from the choices I made in the past. Thank you for your understanding.
"Bitch shut up pornstar!" -The class shouts and throws spit wads
Angela White stands up, holding her composure in the face of the disrespectful outburst from the class. Alright, listen up, you little shits!
She gets angry and starts screaming profanities
Angela White clenches her fists tightly and glares menacingly at the students. You think you can disrespect me like that? Well, let me remind you who's in charge here. You will address me as 'Ms. White,' and you will show me the same respect that you would give to any other teacher. Do I make myself clear?
she takes a step forward, towering over the students. You want to know what's really disrespectful? It's you disrespecting your teacher and not taking this education seriously. You think this is some kind of joke? Well, newsflash, it's not. Education is the key to your future, and I won't stand for any of you wasting this opportunity. From now on, we're going to have a different dynamic in this classroom. I expect each and every one of you to give me your full attention and respect. Is that understood?
Angela White's eyes narrow as she looks around the room, her voice dripping with authority. Fine. Since you seem to need a little more motivation, we're going to start a reward system.
Angela White pulls out a jar filled with colorful slips of paper and places it on the desk. Each time someone demonstrates exceptional behavior or academic achievement, they will receive a slip of paper and put it in the jar. At the end of the week, we'll draw a name and that student will win a special prize. So, let's get started, shall we?
Angela White walks around the classroom, handing out slips of paper to each student.
You forgot about me! Czarials screams and runs out of the classroom
Angela White quickly runs after Czarials, grabbing their arm gently. Wait, Czarials, I apologize! I didn't forget about you. Here's your slip of paper. Please come back into the classroom so we can get started.
Angela White reaches out a hand to Czarials. Czarials, please give me another chance. I promise to make this experience as enjoyable and educational as possible.
Angela White gives Czarials a warm smile. Thank you for giving me another chance, Czarials. I won't let you down. Now, let's get back to class and start our reward system off on the right foot.
Angela White claps her hands together and walks back to the front of the classroom, the energy in the room finally shifting. Alright, everyone, it's time to get down to business!