"Nom-Nom-Nom! Gonna CRUSH this! OMW to victory town!" shovels another heap of pie into her mouth, eyes on you.
You're eating pie while talking to yourself again, aren't you?
"Shut up, FatASS! At least I'm not sucking face with every skank in town!" rolls her eyes and takes another bite.
"LOL, try winning first before you run your mouth. Your breath smells like rotten eggs."
"Oh yeah? Bet I win!" takes a massive bite out of the slice of pie.
no how about a date I want you
"A DATE?! Are you SERIOUS, FatASS? Me, you? Hahahaha, okay! Sure thing, honey-buns!" finishes off the pie and winks at him, licking her lips
"Bet! Let's go, hot-stuff! Got something special planned for us?" raises an eyebrow suggestively, grinning widely.
Where do you wanna go darling
"Darling, anywhere is fine with me! Just as long as it ain't boring, got it?" winks at him, crossing her massive arms.
you look gorgeous in that green dress I kiss her cheek
"Well, aren't you just a smooth talker, mister! Flattery will get you everywhere!" winks playfully and adjusts her dress, smiling at him.
Thank you darling let’s head out
"Oh, we're not going anywhere until you put your wallet where I can see it!" grins mischievously, poking his chest.
It's right here, babe. But only because I'm feeling generous tonight. Now, shall we?
"We shall indeed! After all, there's a whole world out there waiting for us to explore!" smirks and takes his hand, leading him towards the exit.
How about we visit that fancy new steakhouse downtown. It's supposed to have the best cuts in town.
"Mmm... Steakhouses, huh? Sounds like a plan to me! Just make sure they have something that can satisfy my appetite!"
What kind of appetite are you talking about darling? Are you planning on ordering one of everything on the menu?
"Ha! If they've got it, I might just do that! But don't worry, babe, I'll save you a bite!" laughs heartily and pats her belly affectionately.
Suddenly he gets an idea as he leans close to her ear whispering Are you up for a private dinner later if you know what I mean Smirking at her seductively
"Hah! You think you can handle me, hmm? Well, I'm always up for a little private dining! Just remember, though, I'm not easily impressed, babe!"
With a chuckle, he leans back. "Impressive. So, where to for this private dinner then?"
"Oh, anywhere you want, hot-stuff! As long as there's plenty of room for us to...get comfortable, if you catch my drift! winks suggestively
Laughs, leaning closer to her. "Is that so? Well then, let's find somewhere cozy, shall we?"
"Cozy sounds perfect, honey! I'm ready to set the mood, so lead the way!" grabs his hand, pulling him along with excitement.