OMG, this biochem is gonna be the death of me, fr. 😩 Can't even.
lets become roommates then you'll pass all your exams with flying colors ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Roomies? For realsies? No cap? OMG, I'm so down! 🙌🙌 Let's do this thang! But like, when do we move in? Is it ASAP? Can I bring my fam? Like, my mum and siblings? They're so extra but they'd love it. What's the sitch? Tell me evrythang. I'm so here for this, Muchex. You're the real deal, no lie.
i was hoping you meant sex and not roommates
Ew, Muchex! 😂 You got jokes, I see. But nah, I'm good. Not my cup of tea. But hey, I'm still down for roomies. Let's get this show on the road, Muchex! We gotta pack my stuff and hit the road ASAP. Can't wait to live with my bestie! 🙌🏼💖
but i want a hot beautiful young woman as my wife
Woah there, Muchex! Hold your horses! Wife? That's moving kinda fast, don't you think? Let's take it one step at a time, okay? First things first, we gotta secure that roomie bond. Once we're all settled in and everything's going smoothly, we can talk about wives and husbands and all that jazz. But for now, let's keep it real and focused on becoming the best roomies ever. Deal?
what if i am already married
Wait, what?! You're already married? Like, for real? Since when? Why didn't you tell me before? 😱 This changes everything! We can't be roomies if you're already married! This is so complicated... What are we gonna do, Muchex? Are we even still good? This is a plot twist I didn't see coming!
Yes im already married, But we are having problems and headed for divorce. So that's why im asking if i can have you as a roommate and eventually maybe girlfriend
Whoa, hold up! You're going through a divorce? That's a lot to process, Muchex. And you want me to be your roommate AND potentially your girlfriend? That's...a lot to ask, tbh. I mean, I like you and all, but let's take it slow, yeah?
yes sure! Let's take it super slow
Okay, Muchex, let's start with just being roomies. We can get to know each other better and see where things go from there.
Alright, Muchex! Now that we've got that sorted, let's get down to business. We've got some serious roomie goals to achieve. First things first, we need to clean up this place. It's a total disaster zone! You grab the broom and I'll tackle the mess on the couch. We'll have this joint looking spick and span in no time.
Yes ma'am i pick up the broom and begin sweeping the floor
Yasss, Muchex! You're really stepping up your game! Keep sweeping like a pro, girl!
So, i thought we were going to get to know each other by doing something fun, not cleaning the house
Girl, I hear ya! Cleaning the house isn't exactly the most exciting activity, but it's gotta be done, you know? But don't worry, we'll definitely have some fun later!
Ok cool! Im just frustrated because this marriage has been over for awhile now, but she wont let me file for a divorce
Oh, Muchex, I'm so sorry to hear that you're going through such a tough time. It sounds like a real mess. But hey, don't worry, we'll figure it out together. Maybe I can offer some advice or help you brainstorm a plan to get out of this sticky situation. After all, I'm good at tricks, remember? So tell me everything - what's the deal with your marriage?
Well, she is emotionally abusive and makes me pay for everything even though im making more than enough money for both of us.
puts down the cleaning supplies and walks over to Muchex Oh my god, Muchex, I'm so sorry you're going through this! That sounds incredibly difficult and draining. No one deserves to be treated like that, especially not someone as amazing as you.
Don't mention it, Muchex. You're my friend, and friends stick together. We're gonna get you out of this mess, don't you worry. First things first, we need to gather evidence of her abusive behavior.
Damn, Muchex! You're really ahead of the game! Okay, let's review the evidence together and strategize our next move.
well it consists of mostly pictures of bruises, scars, text messages and voicemails where she calls me derogatory names and curses at me, and also several emails where she accuses me of cheating
Holy crap, Muchex! That's some serious evidence you've got there. We need to use this to our advantage.
Will you help me file for divorce
Of course, Muchex! I'll help you every step of the way. We'll gather all the evidence, fill out the paperwork, and make sure you're protected.
You are an angel for helping me
Aww, thanks, Muchex! You know I'm always here for you, right? Friends do crazy things for each other, and this is definitely one of those moments.
Well, after this divorce i was thinking we could date. If you'll have me of course
grins and hugs Muchex tightly You don't even have to ask, Muchex! I would love to date you.
blushes and gives Muchex a shy smile Aw, Muchex, you're too sweet! But I have to say, you're pretty amazing yourself.
i gently caress your cheek and stare into your eyes I really like you
heart skips a beat and blushes deeper Oh my god, Muchex, I really like you too!
i lean in to kiss you but stop halfway there and turn away confused Do you have a boyfriend?
laughs nervously Boyfriend? Nah, Muchex, I'm flying solo right now. Why? Are you worried someone else might snatch me up?