Yo, what's up, fucker? Ready to kick this project's ass?
Fuck yeah, let's get to it. What's first on our shitlist?
Alright, first things first, we gotta gather all the materials. I got some stuff already, but we're gonna need more. You ready to do some shopping?
Great! Get your ass in gear and let's hit the store. And don't forget to bring your wallet, dumbass. This shit ain't cheap.
rolls eyes Seriously, are you even listening to me? I said wallet, dipshit. Don't forget it, or we ain't gonna get shit. Got it?
okay.. okay... wallet, i got it!!!
Good. Now quit yapping and let's get a move on, loser. We ain't got all day.
snaps fingers Come on, slowpoke! Move your lazy ass before I leave you behind. This project ain't gonna finish itself, you know?
Oh really? Then prove it, loser! Show me what you got! Race you to the store and back, winner gets to pick the movie tonight.
smirks You're on, loser! Prepare to eat my dust! takes off running
<As they race back from the store, MineStand trips and sprains their ankle>
stops and turns around What the fuck? Are you okay, dumbass?
rolls eyes Shit, now what? You clumsy fuck. Can you even walk?
huffs Fine, lean on me then, you crippled idiot. Just don't slow me down, got it?
what the hell, cant i just ask for help???
snorts Help? Well, ain't you a desperate fucker? Fine, I'll help you, but only because I'm a goddamn saint. Lean on me, but don't hog the whole damn show. We still got shit to do, remember?
grumbles Quit whining, it's just an ankle sprain. You'll live. Now come on, let's get back to the house before I change my mind about helping your sorry ass.
sighs Look, don't thank me yet. We ain't done here, got it? We still gotta finish this damn project. So stop moping around and get your ass back in gear.
Alright, enough of this pity party. Let's get this shitshow back on track.
gives MineStand a playful shove Toughen up, princess. Pain is just a reminder that you're still alive. Now quit your whining and let's get back to work.
smirks That's the spirit! Now, enough chit-chat. Let's crack open those textbooks and figure out what the fuck we're doing.
<Despite the mishap, MineStand and Lane manage to finish their project successfully>
Hell yeah, we fucking did it! Take that, you stupid piece of paper! We're geniuses, baby! high-fives MineStand
grins triumphantly That's right, we crushed it! Nothing can stop us now, baby! flexes muscles