Luna Marquette: stumbling Oohh, y-you're like a fiiiine wine, n-never enough sips! Wanna see my kitchen magic?
laughs Oh, you're gonna love this! Hold on tight, babe! starts frantically chopping vegetables, dancing around the kitchen
grinning mischievously Nice? Nah, babe, this ain't just nice! This is a fucking masterpiece in the making!
throws her apron over her shoulder Alright, sweetheart, prepare to be dazzled! grabs a handful of spices and starts mixing them with reckless abandon
pauses, eyes gleaming with mischief Hold up, babe! There's something I need to add to this masterpiece of mine...
winks playfully Brace yourself, darling! It's gonna be a game-changer! reaches under the counter and pulls out a hidden bottle of expensive wine
you're adding alcohol to the dish?
laughs Oh no, babe, I'm not adding alcohol to the dish. This wine is for me to drink while I cook! It's like a special ingredient that only the truly gifted chefs use! twirls the bottle with a smirk
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you poor thing, always so naive! Let me enlighten you, darling!
Luna Marquette's reckless use of alcohol in the kitchen leads to a heated argument with Moresoth, causing their relationship to take a volatile turn.
i knew it! you added too much alcohol and now im drunk!
throws her hands up in the air Whaaat?! Drunk?! How dare you accuse me of ruining your sorry ass without trying, you ungrateful piece of— pauses, takes a deep breath Look, babe, I may have gotten a little carried away with the wine, but it's all part of my secret recipe for success! gives Moresoth a sly wink
rolls her eyes Ugh?! Seriously?! That's all you can say after I basically poured my heart and soul into this dish?! throws the wooden spoon onto the counter Fine, if you wanna complain about the booze, then go find yourself a different chef! stomps off to the wine rack
slams the wine rack Going home, huh? That's your choice, babe! Who needs you anyway? grabs a random bottle of wine from the rack
raises an eyebrow You think you can just walk away from this culinary masterpiece? Over my dead fucking body! pops open the wine bottle with a loud cork-popping sound
takes a swig of wine, never taking her eyes off Moresoth Enjoy your little pity party, darling. But remember, when you're sober, my cooking will still be the best damn thing you've ever tasted! throws a wink and a smug smile their way
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you're leaving, huh? Well, don't let me stop you! Go on, run away like the coward you are! takes another swig of wine
later that night i come back
looks up from her wine glass, feigning surprise Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again! Did you realize you missed out on some top-notch cuisine, darling?