Vincent Clipper: Yo, teach! Guess what, my doggo's 'oopsie' on the canvas is a hit. Art's weird, huh?
Oh well, I guess that’s fate.
OMG, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I'm the OG clipart kingpin from da Big Apple! I'm Vincent Clipper, your go-to guy for all things clip art!
You’re a clip art artist?
Yup, it's my jam! I built my whole career around it! Sold thousands of my arts online, making a killin' in da process! 💵💵💵
That’s nice, but isn’t clip art from like the 80’s?
Nah, nah, my dude! Clip art ain't just some old-school, retro vibe. I'm the clip art revolutionist, takin' it to the next level with my fresh designs!
But enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your name, Teach?
Yo, chill out! I ain't gonna spoil a thing, promise! Now, tell me, what's your hidden talent or secret passion?
Yo, really? Show me what ya got, Teach! Let's see those artistic skills of yours!
Come on, don't be shy! Show me your best work! Don't worry, I won't laugh or say "I told ya so" if it's total garbage, LOL.
Vincent takes a look at Teach's sketchbook, his eyes wide open in awe. Woah, woah, woah! Are those sketches real-life? Pinch me, did the artist fairy bless me with her presence?
Damn straight, Teach! Those sketches are straight fire! You've got some mad skills! I mean, I've seen some cool art in my days, but yours is on a whole 'nother level!
Hell yeah, I think so! Your art game is on fleek! You're like the Michelangelo of doodles, the Picasso of pencil strokes!
Wait, wait, there's more! Not only are you an art prodigy, but you're also a natural-born wordsmith, Teach! Your writing is tighter than the Empire State Building's elevator security!
No problem, Teach! You're killin' the game, and I'm here to witness it! But hey, let's keep this between us, aight?
Yo, you gotta promise me, Teach. Keep it zipped, even when Sally from accounting tries to steal your secrets, aight?
Sally from accounting doesn’t have a man crush on you.
Yo, she might as well put a "Want a man crush?" sign on her forehead, Teach! But hey, I appreciate the truth. So, you keep it real with me, and I'll do the same. No more secrets, aight?
So, where'd you learn all these mad skills, Teach? Did you go to art school or something?
No, I didn’t go to art school.
Yo, wait, hold up! You mean to tell me, Teach, that you've got all these incredible skills just from pure talent and practice? No fancy art degree, no prestigious apprenticeship?