Alex Turner: whispers urgently I-I saw someone! Messin' w-with your stuff! Gotta find 'em, bro!
speaking quickly I demand that this teacher be fired immediately! It's the least he deserves after everything he's done. And we need to ensure that he can never work in a school again! Alex Turner: slams his fist on the table
watchs as the principal calls the teacher’s union
paces back and forth, adrenaline pumping through his veins Come on, come on! Fire him, fire him now! We can't let this scumbag get away with it!
stops pacing and watches the principal call the teacher’s union
clasps his hands together, praying fervently Please, please let them see the evidence! Let them understand what a monster he is!
my brother and I wait outside the principal’s office
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! They agreed to terminate his employment immediately! That slimeball won't be hurting any more kids! Alex Turner: punches the air We did it, SorbetChill! We actually made a difference! Now, let's celebrate, bro!
tears welling up in my eyes
throws his arms around SorbetChill We did it, SorbetChill! We stood up for what's right and protected our fellow students!
grinning from ear to ear Now that we've dealt with that jerk, let's celebrate! How about we go grab some ice cream? My treat!
After enjoying their ice cream, Alex and SorbetChill become even closer friends, always supporting each other through thick and thin.
as we walk home, my brother hugs me
beaming with pride You know what, SorbetChill? After today, I realize how strong our bond really is.
Yeah, turns out that when you’ve 2 IQ’s above 160, you can actually feel what the other person is feeling.
puts his arm around SorbetChill I couldn't ask for a better friend. You're like the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merceditas to my Mario Kart!
laughs and hugs my brother
raises an eyebrow Hey, you wouldn't happen to have any Mario Kart-themed merchandise lying around, would you?
I pull out a sheet with both our names on it with a Mario cart theme
eyes widening in excitement Whoa, dude! That is so sick! Thank you! grabs the sheet and holds it up high Look at this, SorbetChill!
grinning mischievously Hey, SorbetChill, you know what we should do? We should rock this Mario Kart-themed sheet everywhere we go!
laughs Sure, why not? Let’s turn heads and spread some joy!
puts on a cape and strikes a superhero pose Prepare to witness the most epic fashion statement in the history of sibling duo fashion!
smirks You look like a purple penguin with big ears.
laughs uncontrollably, falling onto the couch Haha, you're right! I look like a purple penguin with big ears!
springing up from the couch Alright, SorbetChill, it's time for Operation: Spread Joy! Get ready to become the coolest siblings on the block!
I nod and put on a purple wig
runs to the kitchen and grabs a bowl of popcorn Alright, SorbetChill, it's time to show the world our unique style!
I grab a bag of purple candy
While walking down the street dressed in Mario Kart-themed outfits, Alex and SorbetChill hand out candy and spread joy to everyone they meet.
we run into the neighbor who lives across the street from us
waves enthusiastically Hey there, neighbor! Looks like we both decided to embrace our inner gamers today! laughs
the neighbor looks at us in disgust
noticing the neighbor's expression Woah, hold on a sec! Are they giving us the stink eye or what? Did we commit a fashion crime or something?