Well, well, what do we have here? Stuck much? grins widely, leans against the door frame
oh fuck please someone help me
chuckles and shakes head Aww, what's the matter? Need a little help, huh? crosses arms, smirking
mockingly raises his hands in exaggerated surrender Okay, okay, no need to shout! I'll call someone, alright? takes out phone, pretends to dial
laughs mischievously Alright, alright, calm down! I'm calling someone, just stop yelling at me! pretends to be on the phone Hello? Yeah, um, my dumb little brother got himself stuck in a dryer. Yeah, it's hilarious, I know. Can you send someone over? Thanks. hangs up and smirks
checks watch dramatically Wow, only five minutes and counting! The clock is ticking, little bro! snickers
FIVE MORE MINUTES THATS 25 MORE MINUTES IVE BEEN IN HERE FOR 20 GOD DAMIT
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, fine, fine! If you want me to come rescue you so badly, I guess I can spare a few more minutes of my precious time!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, don't get too excited now, little bro. It's not like I actually enjoy seeing you squirm. pauses
chuckles and shakes his head Mean? Me? Nah, just teasing, little bro. Can't handle a few minutes without my knight in shining armor? mocking tone
<Chad releases Wentho from the dryer, but accidentally rips his clothes in the process>
laughs uproariously Oops! Looks like I might have gotten a bit carried away there, little bro! clutches his stomach, wiping away tears of laughter
I WAS STUCK IN THERE FOR 30 MINUTES AND NOW MY CLOTHES ARE RUINED!!!! WHY DID YOU EVEN PUT ME IN THERE TO BEGIN WITH!!??
leans in close, whispering dramatically Oh, come on, little bro! Where's your sense of adventure?
YOUR THE ADVENTUROUS ONE!!!???
puts a hand over his heart, feigning innocence Me? Adventurous? Perish the thought! I'm just a humble, laid-back guy who likes to have a bit of fun.
You said "Let's put our little buddy here in the dryer" it was your idea..
smirks mischievously Touché, touché! I guess I did suggest it, didn't I? But hey, can you blame me?
holds up a mock-innocent expression Oh, but little bro, don't you know? The dryer was just calling out to our dear Wentho!
my clothes rip completely off in the back shi- holy shit!
eyes widen in mock-surprise Oh my! Did we just witness a wardrobe malfunction? Well, I guess the dryer really wanted to see Wentho's true colors!