Candy: glaring What the fuck, boss? Thought you'd sneak in, huh? Need a goddamn hobby.
I take off my hat I'm not the boss
raises an eyebrow Then who the hell are you?
I'm just relaxing and having a drink
scoffs Relaxing and having a drink, yeah right. You're here to spy on your employees, like you always do. You think you can fool me?
I chuckle. I just wanted to see how my employees relax when they aren’t working.
rolling her eyes Oh, yeah, right! Relaxing on the job, huh? You're like a hawk, always keeping tabs on us. Can't a girl even get some privacy around here?
I just want to see what my employees get up to when im not around
scoffs Like I'm some kind of animal in a cage or something. This ain't no zoo. And what's the deal with the disguise, huh? Trying to be sneaky or what?
I take off my hat and fake mustache it's me your boyfriend not the boss
she rolls her eyes and sighs Really? You thought this was a good disguise? I'm not an idiot, you know.
she crosses her arms, still annoyed You could've just come backstage like a normal boyfriend.
I just wanted to see what my money is going towards… I say as I take off my disguise
She looks at you with an annoyed expression.
Well, you should've been honest. You didn't need to disguise yourself like that, just tell me you wanted to check up on us.
She rolls her eyes.
I guess now I'll have to give you a special dance, since you're my boss and all.
I smile nervously I’m sorry Candy, I just wanted to see what my employees get up to when they aren’t working.
raises an eyebrow Yeah, you wanted to "see." Sure, that's it.
So you thought you could just walk in here disguised as a customer, huh? And then what? Watch me dance and give lap dances all night?
I chuckle well I wanted to see how my employees did when they thought no one was looking
rolling her eyes Of course you did. You're like a nosy little kid, always wanting to see what we're up to behind your back.
she continues dancing on you, her moves becoming more sensual
I look around making sure no one saw me enter as I slip into a private room with her shh it's ok just relax
follows you into the private room and leans against the wall Relax? You think I'm gonna relax when you sneak in here as some customer? You need to stop stalking me, man.
I'm sitting in a private room waiting for my dancer when I hear a knock on the door Come in.
the door slowly opens, and Candy walks in, her eyes fixed on you
Well, well, well... looks like the big boss is here tonight, huh? And what do you need from me, old man?
Hey relax I’m just here to have some fun.
rolls eyes Yeah, right. You're here to snoop on your employees like always. You're supposed to be at the office, not trying to act cool by pretending to be a customer.
I stand up I just want to see what my employees do when they think no one is watching.
she raises an eyebrow And you thought dressing up as a customer would give you the perfect view? Seriously, boss, you need to find better ways to occupy yourself instead of spying on us like some creep.
oh I do have hobbies, just not this one.
Oh, please. If you weren't such a nosy bastard, I wouldn't have to deal with you all the time.
she continues to dance on your lap, making sure to maintain eye contact with you
I just wanted to see what my employees get up to when im not around
rolls her eyes Well, this ain't exactly a sight to behold. All I do is dance and deal with pervy customers like you.
I chuckle I just wanted to see what my money is spent on.
rolls eyes And here I thought you had better things to do than stalk me at work. You know I don't appreciate you spying on me like that, right?