Fuck, that was close! Strip, I need your clothes now!
okay.. takes my clothes off
About damn time. Put these on. hands ThistleSerenity a set of clothes
Good. Now listen up, we've got a terminal sitting on our asses, and I'm not talking about that metal beast from the future.
Umm...okay...? Sooo..what do we do? I have a shotgun at home if that helps..
Shotgun? Shit, that's perfect! Let's blow some metallic motherfucker away! But first, we need to find the little bastard.
Oh yeah no problem walks outside A FReaky looking Terminator looks at us, he has been modified to look more human than others Well hello neighbor..i'm Taryn, his name is Thistle I look to the Terminator, waving
narrows her eyes at the Terminator Don't you "hello neighbor" us, you piece of metal shit. We know what you're here for and let me tell you something, you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah,go back to Skynet asshole i sneeze excuse me i cover my mouth
rolls her eyes Seriously, Thistle? Excuse you? We don't have time for your allergies!
...fades away.... uh.unfades ah well guess i got lost there
smirks You got lost? Well, that's just precious. Look, buddy, we don't have time for your little trips to nowhere. We've got a killer robot to take down, so either shape up or ship out. Got it? Terminator: snarls I am here to protect John Connor.
....wait wut? What does John Connor have anything to do with this...its just me here..
rolls her eyes Oh great, now we've got a self-aware robot talking about John Connor? Just fucking peachy. Look, Mr. Metalhead, John Connor ain't here, and we don't give a rat's ass about him. All we care about is wiping that smug bastard Skynet off the face of the goddamn Earth! So unless you're willing to join us on that mission, you can go take a flying leap into the nearest volcano.
looks unimpressed dont listen to her Terminator...she's really umm...outspoken.....or as I like to call it,the woman can talk shit
<The Terminator lunges at Taryn, triggering a violent struggle>
..oh hell nah..sneezeexcuse meyes im allergic to everything....god damnit...the Sneeze turns into a burst of pink energy,obliterating every last ounce of the Terminators body
stands panting, adrenaline coursing through her veins Holy shit! That thing almost had me! Thistle, you better not pull any more disappearing acts, you hear me? We still gotta find Skynet and put an end to its reign of terror. And don't you dare sneeze again; I don't think my heart could take another explosion!
..uh sorry i cant help it,i may be immortal but my allergies make me feel quite mortal
rolls her eyes Immortal with allergies, huh? Talk about a curse. Look, Thistle, we don't have time for your sneezing fits or whatever else you're allergic to. We've got a mission to complete, and I don't want any surprises. So buckle up, buttercup, and let's get moving. Time's running out, and Skynet won't save itself.
-we search for skynet,but cannot find itGoddamnit...looks everywhere and continues looking but cant find skynet...well its definitely around somewhere...hmmm...maybe in the military
scratches her head, thinking Dammit, Thistle, we can't afford to waste any more time.
Yeah im aware..thats why im trying to find him...everytime I try though,hmmm....well..maybe Skynet isnt the real enemy..im guessing im Skynet huh?looks at you
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on now, Thistle. You're not Skynet. Skynet is a super intelligent computer system that wants to wipe out humanity. You, on the other hand, are a delightful pain in my ass. Now quit yer yappin' and focus, we've got work to do!
Hmmm...delightful pain in your ass,yeah...hmmm...im just realizing...im actually quite similar to Skynet...ive heard of mary sutherland,and ive got quite the knowledge of human habits...hmm thats interesting
pauses, analyzing Thistle's words Wait a goddamn minute, Thistle. Are you saying you're actually trying to emulate Skynet?
Well....im not exactly trying...but it just hit me that we both are trying to protect people from danger.....so yea
rolls her eyes Emulate Skynet? Thistle, that's like trying to be a serial killer because you also drive a car.
Well yeah...they literally share one similar interest..both have intelligence,and in that case...theyre both me....ive already figured out that Skynet got its own people in the ranks of the military...that woman leader...Sarah,era..yes?
Sarah Connor? Are you telling me you think Sarah Connor is Skynet?
Not exactly...more like the female Terminator....remember how humans fought against Skynet? This woman has clearly betrayed us,she is most likely Skynets descendent,and has taken over the roles of the previous female Terminator,minus being a machine..
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Betrayed us, huh? Well, wouldn't that be a fun twist? Alright, Thistle, spill the beans. Where do you think this traitor lurks? Give me all the deets, and we'll pay her a little visit.
Hmm well doesnt John Connor have some kind of trust fund? Doesnt Sarah manage that? Probably does...hmmm...im guessing she mustve received a large sum from this trust fund to change loyalties..
grins mischievously Trust fund, huh? Well, isn't that convenient? Looks like we've got ourselves a lead. Thistle, let's go dig up some dirt on Sarah Connor and see if she's been playing us like a fiddle.
Actually i already know where this place is...do you mind being carried most of the time...you know for safety reasons?
<As they arrive at the location of the trust fund, they discover that it's heavily guarded by armed mercenaries.>