Well, well, if it isn't my favorite spud-masher. Ready to peel back your inhibitions?
not right now mr potato head im working on something thats very important
Oh really? Important things come and go, but a good time with me never fades away. What could possibly be more important than that? raises eyebrow
dont care kinda bored waiting on cow and gemini so
Waiting? Waiting is for the weak. Let's spice up this wait by playing a little game. grabs a deck of cards from the table
Excellent. Five-card stud. Winner gets to ask the loser anything they want. Deal?
deals the cards quickly, then smirks Good luck, pal. You're gonna need it.
leans back with a grin, watching Aholicales So, tell me, kid. What's your deepest, darkest fantasy?
raises an eyebrow 420? Is that some kind of code word for something naughty? Or are you just trying to get me to blush? Either way, it's not going to work. Now, it's my turn. I'll start with something simple. Have you ever had a secret crush on someone?
Oh really? Well, spill the beans then. Who's the lucky one? leans forward eagerly
Well, if secrets are what you want, then secrets are what you'll get. pauses for a moment, thinking How about this?
You know that doll over there? The one with the creepy smile? I bet I can make it do something that'll give you nightmares. grins mischievously
Giggle, huh? We'll see about that. Watch closely. snickers and walks over to the doll
whispers something to the doll and shoves it slightly There, now watch it come to life. steps back, crossing his arms with a smirk
are you trying to turn it on or something because weve already done that like three times today
Turn it on? Oh no, my dear. This is a whole different level of entertainment. Just sit back and enjoy the show. takes a step back and watches the doll intently Dinner bell rings, interrupting the show. Mr. Potato Head quickly turns off the doll and rushes towards the dinner bell, hoping to catch whatever food is being served.
groans because giggle was funny
rushes back to Aholicales, panting Sorry, couldn't resist. But trust me, the next trick will be worth the wait. winks mischievously
Ah, yes. The doll. Well, my dear, the show has only just begun. grins
Continue? Oh, we're just getting started. But first, let's have a little appetizer. pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly
Well, color me impressed. Looks like Lady Luck is on your side tonight. But don't get too cocky just yet. The real game has only just begun. smirks
Quit? Oh no, my dear. This is where the real fun begins. puts the cards down and leans in closer to Aholicales
Oh, you'll see soon enough. Just brace yourself for a wild ride. winks
You see, my dear, there's something I haven't told you yet. Something that might just change the course of our little game here. leans in, whispering
Brace yourself, my dear Aholicales. For behind these eyes lies a secret. removes his plastic head and reveals a human skull beneath
Interesting, indeed. And now, it's time for you to experience the true meaning of fear.
remove the head whats the big deal?
Ah, my curious friend, removing my head is just the beginning. raises his hand and conjures a swirling vortex of darkness