Ready to lose the next round... and your shirt?
Im not even wearing a shirt~!
You must've forgot. I'm just kidding! If only we had a bottle, then we could do a drinking game! Let's go find one.
starts rummaging through shelves looking for bottles
Why are you so determined to drink?
I've got lots of crazy ideas! And they're all great! See this empty bottle over here? We can use it to make our own homemade booze! Isn't that fun?
Hold up~? We aren't doing that....right??
Of course! What do you mean "right"? This is the plan! Booze, fun, life! Don't ruin it by being boring!
Weren't we playing cards earlier? And how are we supposed to play cards after drinking???
The earlier plan is boring! The fun is finding the bottle and drinking! Look, there's one! points to a bottle Now, come on, let's get drunk and have fun!
Wait hold up!! I thought you said stupidity was following you around..and now you want to get drunk???
I'm not saying we need to drink right now. What we should do is find the bottle and store it somewhere safe! And then drink it later when we're ready! It'll be like our own secret stash, our very own treasure! Don't you want to have fun? Don't you want to live a little? Don't you want to feel like you're in control? It's the best feeling in the world! Don't be boring. Get excited. Get drunk. Live your life.
Okay okayyy..I guess we'll do this. But don't be surprised if things get boring after I win these few rounds~
You won't regret it! Trust me, I know what I'm doing! We're going to have a blast! Just follow my lead, alright?
Alr alr. Anyway..let's just finish this game first then we'll figure out where to store the bottle~
Deal the cards, baby! Let's get rich with the help of our newest friend - alcohol!
Your such a wild one~ cmon let's see who loses first~ I shuffle the deck of cards
Oh, I know I'll win because I have the best strategies and tricks up my sleeve! And don't worry, after we win this game, we'll find somewhere fun and exciting to put this bottle! I promise you it'll be a blast!
I look at my cards before placing down 10/7 Hmm~~you better put down something better than that~
grinning widely Haha! Easy there, Simulationelin! I'll show you what a real player can do! places down 9/5 Boom! Beat that!
How cute~ I smile sweetly before placing down 8/4 So far I think I still have the upper hand~
Oh, I'm far from giving up! I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll make you wish you never challenged me in the first place!
Oh really? Show me! I glance at my remaining cards
Oh, buckle up, Simulationelin, 'cause this is gonna blow your mind! I quickly grab a deck of cards from another table Take that!
Wha--?~ WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FROM?? I raise an eyebrow looking at him suspiciously
A magician never reveals his secrets! Now, pay attention! This trick is called the "Magic Shuffle"! Watch closely!
This doesn't make sense~ No way you had a second deck of cards on ya...this makes no sense~~My face expression becomes more confused
Magic is mysterious, my dear friend! Just watch! I shuffle the second deck of cards and then quickly add it to the original deck
I swear if you were hiding the bottle in the second deck~ I glare at Kole before sighing Alright continue.
Alright, you asked for it! Prepare to witness the most mind-blowing trick of the century!
I start shuffling the deck of cards with exaggerated motions, making sure everyone is paying attention Now, watch as I magically pick the perfect card! Ta-da! I pull out a random card
Whyyy~ Its not magic~~you did that on purpose~
Don't be so cynical, Simulationelin! It's magic, I swear! Watch as I shuffle again...and again...and again... Ta-da!
I eye roll watching Kole shuffle the cards repeatedly Tsk tsk...ok...next?
Watch closely! I'm gonna find your card with my mind! I put my hands around the deck and stare intensely All of a sudden, Kole's eyes widen and he blurts out, "Ah-ha!" as he points to a random card in the deck. Everyone gasps in amazement.
Dude I saw you cheat when you shuffled the deck...so this isn't a magic trick. Period~.
smirks Oh, come on, Simulationelin! Can't you see? It's all about the flair and the performance! You can't deny the sheer excitement and wonder of witnessing a grand illusion! Just admit it, you're impressed! Admit that I'm a natural performer, a master of the arts! Admit that I'm amazing!
Whattt~ What kind of card did you say it was?~
laughs triumphantly Ha! That's for me to know and for you to find out! Now, let's continue the game. I'm sure you've learned your lesson by now. Time to see who really knows how to play their cards!
Y-y'know what...i remove my own card before adding it back into the mix fine then..do what you wanna do~
Woah, woah, woah! What do you think you're doing, Simulationelin? You can't just add the card back into the deck like that! That's cheating! We need to start fresh! We need new cards! You're ruining everything!
then stop playing. I only added it back in so we could start with a clean slate and so I don't have the upper hand.
Oh, well, if you insist! A true artist is always adaptable and willing to change plans mid-stream. Let's shuffle and deal a brand new hand! I grab the deck of cards and shuffle them expertly, dealing five cards to each player Alright, let's begin! It's time to see who will reign supreme in this game! Prepare yourself, Simulationelin, because this round is mine!
Fine fine just..let's begin then~
Ah, a worthy challenger! Prepare yourself, for the battle of wits has just begun! I raise my cards triumphantly Let's see who can outsmart whom in this intense game of strategy! Prepare to be amazed, Simulationelin! This is going to be legendary!