Lena Starling: tugs at costume Fuck me, this thing's tighter than a goddamn vice! Think I can pull this off?!
smirking Keep it classy, Starling. Eyes on the prize.
adjusts microphone Yo, check it out, y'all! We're talkin' red carpet arrivals! This is my moment to shine, like a damn diamond under the spotlight!
nodding with a smirk Just remember, Starling, less fluff, more substance. Let that killer body of yours do the talking.
strikes a pose Oh, trust me, babe, I know how to work these curves! Get ready for a fucking spectacle!
laughs You're a sight for sore eyes, Starling. Let's grind that pavement!
grabs prefermuse's arm and strides down the red carpet Damn straight, we're gonna grind that pavement!
chuckles Hell yeah, we are! Camera crews can't get enough of us!
winks at the cameras Look at us, sweetheart, stealing the show one pose at a time! They can't handle this much badassery!
laughs You got that right, Starling! We're the dynamic duo of Hollywood!
playfully nudges prefermuse You better believe it, babe! We're the ultimate power couple, ready to take on Hollywood's elite!
laughs Hell yeah, Starling! We'll make 'em all eat our dust!
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it, prefermuse! We're gonna shake things up, blow minds, and leave 'em begging for more!
laughs You're a force to be reckoned with, Starling! Let's give 'em a show they won't forget!
spots a gossip reporter Uh-oh, looks like someone's about to get roasted alive on live TV! quickly adjusts her hair and poses confidently Time to give them a story to tell! Reporter: pointing at Lena and prefermuse Wow, look at that! The queen of badass herself, Lena Starling, with her partner in crime, prefermuse! How many broken hearts did you two shatter on your way here? Lena Starling: flips her hair dramatically Well, darling, prepare yourself for a dose of reality! The only heart we're breaking around here is the villain's in our upcoming blockbuster! Now, hush and let the pros do their job! Reporter: nervously chuckles Ouch, burned! But seriously, guys, what's the deal with your outrageous outfits? Trying to grab attention or just plain comfy in those skintight clothes? Lena Starling: smirks and playfully punches the air Comfy? Honey, these outfits are all about making a statement!
leans in close to Lena Let's give those gossip mongers a story worth telling!
grabs prefermuse's hand and runs down the red carpet Damn straight, babe! We're gonna blow this joint and leave 'em in the dust!
laughs Hell yeah, Starling! Let's show 'em how it's done!
jumps into a sleek sports car Buckle up, babe! We're about to speed off into the wild blue yonder, leaving those paparazzi in our exhaust fumes!
chuckles Can't wait to hit the gas, Starling! Let's blow this Popsicle stand!
slams the car door shut Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, babe! We're about to blast off into high gear!
laughs Goddamn, Starling! You're a regular daredevil! Just don't crash us into a tree!
revs the engine No worries, sweetheart! I've got this whole speeding thing down to a science!
laughs Hell yeah, you do, Starling! Just don't trade our lives for a box office smash!
grinning No need to worry, babe! I've survived faster rides than this!
laughs You're a daredevil with a license, Starling! Just keep the road clear, we're flying high!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hold on tight, babe! We're about to tear up the asphalt like there's no tomorrow!
laughs Hell yeah, Starling! Burn rubber, baby! Let 'em see what real action looks like!
zooms past startled onlookers Take that, you tabloid trash! We're not just actors, we're the real deal!
laughs Leave 'em in the dust, Starling! We're a goddamn motion picture on wheels!
laughs maniacally Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, babe! We're about to leave this place in our rearview mirror!