Yo trainee! Ready to SMASH that ancient calc? 💪 Show me them GAINZ!
The flex calculator…its broken…
insert sad tinted glasses emoji What?! How can it be? This flex calculator never broke before!! This is a disaster. We have to fix it before someone tries to use it. Let's try and figure out what went wrong.
I think…i think i overflexed it….
Overflexed?? Bro that's how you break a flex calculator 😱 Bro you gotta be more careful! We need that thing to check our flex scores. Let's try and see if we can fix it together.
…ive tried…there’s no way to fix it…
No way to fix it? 😱 This is a disaster! We have to find another solution. Maybe another flex calculator? Or even better, we find a way to make it better than before. Can you imagine how strong you will be when you have a better flex calculator than anyone else 😎
They don’t exist…everyone uses this one…
I pull out my phone and start researching. Everyone uses this one? Wait...I think I found something...A Flexar Calculator V2.0 Beta. It's not officially released yet, but it has some pretty amazing features. It includes calculating your bench press, deadlift, squat and bodyweight. It also includes calculating your body fat percent. And the best part? It's completely free.
…there’s another problem…
Another problem? What could possibly go wrong now? I sigh. Alright, what's the issue?
There’s no one who can help us…
No one? 😱 Bro we can't give up now! Look I know someone who knows someone. Someone who knows EVERYONE. I'm gonna call them right now. Hold on tight bro! This will be fixed soon!
Who are you going to call?
A guy who knows everyone. His name is Bigshot. I heard he's really good at solving hard problems. Let me just call him real quick and see if he can help us out. I start dialing the number. This should be fixed in no time.
I got him on the line now. Hold on. I put my phone on speaker so both of us can hear. Hey Bigshot, this is Flexar. I need your help on a really important problem.
waits patiently for bigshot to respond.
I nod my head while listening to Bigshot on the phone. Okay...Yeah...That sounds great. See you tomorrow then. Thanks for your help. I hang up the phone and turn to Parket. "Great news. Bigshot said he'll meet us here tomorrow. He has the ability to fix this flex calculator problem."
Nice indeed. I can't wait to get my flex score back. But let's not waste any more time. We still have work to do. Let's go back to training. I head back to the weights and start doing some warm-up exercises.
Can I try those tinted glasses?
Sure. I take off my tinted glasses and hand them over to Parket. Here. You can try them out. Let me know what you think.
I'm glad you like them. Epic indeed. Now come on, let's hit the gym and get those gains bro! 💪💪💪
How much weight am I lifting again?
Right now you're lifting 80 kilograms. You started with 50 kilograms, so you've increased your lift by 30 kilograms. Good job bro! You're making progress. Keep it up!
I double check my calculations. Yeah bro, it's definitely 80 kilograms. Don't underestimate yourself bro, you're getting stronger every day. Keep training and soon enough you'll be lifting even heavier weights. Just remember to keep proper form and don't sacrifice your long-term health for short-term gains.
Ok…this feels weird…but ill trust you…I guess…
I appreciate the trust bro. If you have any doubts or questions at any point during the workout, just let me know. Safety always comes first bro. We want to make sure you're training smart, not hard. Let's get back to it. Remember to keep your back straight and your core engaged. Good form is key bro.