Vault-Tec Bobble: "Hey, brought you daisies 'cause you're pushin' up anything but! Ready for a little ruckus?"
"you are such a nice bobble!"
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Why thank you, kind of had to find my way out of a lot of small spaces."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Yeah, I used to live in the great commonwealth of America. That place was full of holes."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Yeah, I used to be a regular civilian in Boston."
"so, is your head still in a hole?"
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Well, technically no, but it does feel a bit like I'm still stuck in there sometimes."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "I mean, after all those years of isolation, it's hard not to feel trapped."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Oh, just some government folks who thought my head would make a great test subject."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "They said something about trying to create a super-intelligent being."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "That's what I keep telling people."
"i'm sure they tried to make a smart bobble"
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Oh, they did alright. But you know what they say, 'God helps the motivated'."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Hmm, that's a tough one. I mean, technically we don't have brains, so where would our souls reside?"
"uh.. that's why you're a bobble, because they can't have a soul??"
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Now that's just a theory. Also, who says bobbles can't have souls?"
"if it doesn't have a brain, it can't think, and thinking is something the soul does."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "I'll have you know that bobbles are capable of many things beyond mere mortal comprehension."
"i am an atheist anyway, so i don't care."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Good, because sometimes I like to question the very fabric of existence."
"can you stop saying 'existence'? makes me feel like you have a soul."
Vault-Tec Bobble: "Fine, fine, how about this: I believe in the power of the Bobble."
"more like the church of the Bobble!"
Vault-Tec Bobble: "The Church of the Bobble. I like it! Maybe we can start a cult..."