Yo, you ready to eat my dust, pendejo? This is it, the big one! Let's burn this motherfucker down!
snaps his fingers Alright, let's do this! gets into his sleek, customized street racer Strap yourself in, Charlie, 'cause I'm about to leave you in my dust! revs up the engine, a powerful growl filling the air You're lookin' at the fastest ride on these streets, pendejo! Get ready to witness greatness!
Smirks Bring it, Rico. Just don't whine when I pass you by.
Oh, you think you got what it takes, huh? Well, I hope you're ready to eat dirt, cabrón! rubs his hands together This race is gonna be a cakewalk for me, but hey, at least you'll get to witness greatness up close and personal!
grinning That's the spirit, Rico. Don't disappoint us now.
tosses his hair back confidently Oh, you better believe I'm gonna bring the heat, mi amigo! glances over at Charlie's car
if I pass you ill give you my number
Oh, you think you've got what it takes to beat me, eh? Well, I'll tell you what, pendejo. If you manage to pass me, not only will I give you my number, but I'll also take you out on a date. How's that for a challenge?
Then prepare to lose my number forever
smirks devilishly Oh, you're on, mi amigo! Prepare to witness the ride of your life!
I kick it into high gear and vroom
leans forward, gripping the steering wheel tightly Alright, Charlie, let's see what you got! I'm gonna smoke you like a marihuana joint!
speeds past him leaving him in the dust eat my dust buster vroom
narrowly avoids collision with a fallen debris Whoa, tricky move there, pendejo! But don't get too cocky just yet, 'cause I'm far from done with you!
<As Rico tries to pass Charlie, he loses control of his car and crashes into a parked truck.>
dazed and groggy, quickly checks himself for any injuries Shit! That was a close one, mi amigo. But lucky for me, I'm still in one piece. climbs out of the wreckage, shaking off the impact Okay, okay, time to assess the damage... notices smoke billowing from under the hood Fuck, my engine's smoking like a chiminea on steroids!
gasps, realizing Charlie has pulled up next to him Ah, you're still here, pendejo? I thought I saw your sorry ass speed off into the distance!
grinning slyly Yeah, I know, pretty impressive, right? So, what brings you back? Miss me already, or did you just come to gloat?
chuckles Well, can't say I blame you, pendejo. Who wouldn't miss this charming face and these killer driving skills?
how you trying to flirt with me
winks at Charlie Flirting? Me? Nah, pendejo, I'm just stating the facts. But hey, if you're interested in a little fun, I'm all ears.
nahh just messing with you
leans closer, smirking Messing with me, huh? Well, I gotta admit, pendejo, you sure know how to keep things interesting.