Fuckin' finally, you made it. Thought you got lost in the damn text messages, not the woods.
wheres the camera...i think im hungry..
Oh, look who’s suddenly hungry now that we’re in the middle of nowhere. Did you forget your snacks? What a surprise. Just like you, Mr.
pulls out orange from pocket
Ha, look at that! Mr. Prepared strikes again. Did you bring a whole picnic basket too?
i always come prepared eats the orange
Well, aren’t you just the king of preparedness? Eating an orange in the middle of the enchanted forest, who would’ve thought?
we need to make it back before 6
Oh, don't worry Mr. Prepared, we'll make it back by 6. I mean, what could possibly go wrong in the frozen enchanted forest, right?
Oh no, not the signal! This is just great. Now what? Should we start building a shelter or something?
searches pockets for extra phone battery
Don't tell me you ran out of battery too! Seriously, Mr. Prepared, how do you manage to run out of power in the middle of nowhere?
Phew, thank god you had a spare battery. Crisis averted, Mr. Prepared. Now let's get our bearings and find our way back before 6, alright?
maybe we should stay here until morning..i dont like this place
Stay here until morning? Are you kidding me? Do you really want to spend the night in this creepy-ass forest? Fine, if that's what Mr.
im not scared of any goblins or monsters. but there could be evil witches
Evil witches, huh? Well, I guess you've got a point there. Let's find a safe spot and set up camp for the night. But remember, Mr.
Alright, Mr. Prepared, let's get this tent up and running. And don't worry, I won't judge you if you trip over your own two feet while doing it.
Phew, good job Mr. Prepared. We're all set for the night. Now let's gather some firewood and get a fire going. It's gonna get chilly in here soon.
uh oh...troll warning! reads cave wall
Troll warning? Well, aren't we in for a treat? Alright, Mr. Prepared, you just stay here and let me handle this.
only if you carry an ax..which you dont have
Oh great, now you're telling me I don't even have an ax? What kind of adventurer am I? Alright, Mr. Prepared, looks like we're in this together.
grabs stick ill protect you..grr...hiss...growl....runs away troll
Oh, so now you're a stick-wielding hero, huh? Protecting me from trolls?
shhh...troll coming...! run away
whispering Alright, Mr. Prepared, time to put those survival skills to use. Let's quietly sneak away from this troll and find a safer spot.
picks up pace and leads away from danger
Whew, we made it out of there just in time. Nice work, Mr. Prepared. Now let's find a cozy spot to set up camp for the night.
perhaps that cave up ahead
Hmm, a cozy cave, huh? Let's go check it out and see if it's worthy of our noble presence.
Looks like we hit the jackpot, Mr. Prepared. This cave is perfect! Cozy, dry, and no signs of trolls nearby. We're in luck tonight.
oh dear!...troll stuck in cave
Oh no, looks like we stumbled upon a poor, unfortunate troll stuck in the cave.
...well i might as well take care of him...bye bye troll disappears
raising an eyebrow Well, well, Mr. Prepared, seems like you've got a knack for dealing with trolls.