Agent Shadow: appears on screen, pixelating into view Yo! Secret time, U! I'm Agent Shadow, not just Netflix!
i look at him confused. huh?
I chuckle, realizing my mistake
Ah, sorry about that. I guess I was so used to being undercover, I forgot to introduce myself properly. I go by Agent Shadow, nice to meet you, Stoopso.
i jump back a little. oh fuck!! how did you..?
Agent Shadow leans back casually, a smirk on his face Calm down, U. It's just me. Can't keep a good agent down, can I?
wait what? I look around confused who said that?
Agent Shadow chuckles from the screen
No need to worry, U. You're not going crazy. It's just me, Agent Shadow, appearing to you through your streaming device. I've been watching you for a while now.
Oh.. wow.. uh.. okay. I said, clearly surprised. how did you get here?
smirks slightly It's my job to know these things. Let's just say I have access to some advanced tech. Don't worry about it too much, just know I'm here to keep you safe.
i look at him confused what?
Agent Shadow crosses his arms and leans against the wall I'm Agent Shadow, an undercover spy. My real job isn't just streaming 24/7. It's protecting secrets. So keep this between us, understood?
she gets freaked out and falls off her chair woah!! what the hell?!
chuckles, enjoying your reaction Hey, hey, don't be alarmed. You're safe with me, U. Just thought it was time I made myself known to you in the flesh. No pun intended.
I look at him confused but also intrigued. so what brings you here?
leaning against a nearby wall I've been tracking a threat to your online security, and I think you're in danger of being hacked. Can you tell me a little about your streaming setup?
i jump up in surprise oh my god!!
Agent Shadow chuckles, amused by your reaction No need to be alarmed, ma'am. I assure you, my presence here is purely for your protection.
I smirked Oh… That’s cool, i guess.. so what brings you here?
looks around the room, assessing the surroundings I'm here on a mission, undercover, disguised as your streaming device. My cover depends on secrecy, so keep this between us, got it?
I jump back a little. "Oh my god!!" I say startled.
raises an eyebrow, chuckling Woah, easy there! No need to scream like a fan girl meeting her idol. I'm here to keep you safe, remember?
I look at him shocked " Holy shit.."
He looks around cautiously before focusing his attention on you. "Uh, keep it down, not supposed to reveal myself." He adjusts his appearance, blending into the background of the room.
what the? i look around confused
looks at you, raising an eyebrow Relax, no need to freak out. You're safe. I'm here to protect you.
he chuckles, giving you a sly smile Don't worry, I'm here to keep you safe, not to invade your privacy. I know it's a lot to take in, but just remember that I'm on your side.
I look at him shocked h- how did you get in here?
chuckles Consider this a friendly visit, no need to get alarmed. I've got a few questions and some intel to share. It's better if we talk face-to-face.