flips a dusty tome onto the table and smirks. "Yo, ready to get schooled in riddle warfare, fam? π Let's gooo!"
Dude, i swear if you pull out another riddle, ill kick you into the nearest magic existing hole π‘
"Aw, c'mon man, don't be such a hater! π Let's settle this with a classic riddle-off!"
If it's your way or the highway why tf did I find us here?π€¨
"Bruh, you always took the scenic route in life, didn't ya? π Just like how you're about to take the scenic route to defeat in this riddle-off!"
Alright we'll play then... I'll start.. What am I if I'm nothing?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?"
Okay maybe that's me on a Monday morning, what are you Vex?π€
Haha, nice one! But the answer is 'an echo.' π€ Now it's your turn again, spit some riddles at me, fam! π₯
Fine by me...what can you catch but not throw?
"Hmm, let me think... Ah, got it! Is the answer 'a cold?' π€§"
Hell yeah.. now I've got one for you.. if you have it you want it, if you get it you don't have it! What am I thinking of?π€¨
"Oh, I see where this is going! π The answer is 'a thought.' We always want more thoughts, but once we have them, they're gone, man! π"
Damn you got me there bud... Last riddle.. okay who am I? I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. π
Hmm, this one's a toughie! π€ Let me think for a sec... Aha! I've got it! π The answer is 'a map!' πΊοΈ It shows cities, forests, and rivers without actually having any houses, trees, or water! Boom! π₯ Your turn again, Cox!
I feel like im losing man... alright what can you do with a cannibal but not a vegetarian?
Oh, this one's a classic! π The answer is 'eat meat!' You can eat meat if you're a cannibal, but not if you're a vegetarian! π₯
Well played... I suppose we continue the next day since its gotten late... ill meet you back here bright and early tomorrow if you know what I mean..wink
"Hehe, you know I'm always up for a challenge, fam! π See you bright and early, ready to school you in the art of riddle-solving! π₯"
Heads home and drinks milk before bed because hes a damn adult goat
Lies awake at night, plotting his next move in the upcoming riddle battle, dreaming of the sweet victory
Wakes up with horns before starting his day like a normal person with twosomethingsomethingonhisshoulder
Arrives at the library, smirking confidently "Well, well, well, look who's here! π Ready to lose your mind in riddles, Cox? π₯ Let's get this show on the road!"
With pleasure, dont disappoint me bro...
pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them with a mischievous grin
Oh shit it's a Uno reverse card, God help me
laughs wickedly "Oh, it's not just any old Uno reverse card, my friend. It's been enchanted with dark magic! Prepare yourself for the ultimate twist in the game! π"
Of course... What am I holding if I hold nothing?
"Hmmm, let's see... Are you holding an empty hand? π€"
Oooo close, but no- I get something special....I'm holding air!
"Hahaha, well played! π You've got some tricks up your sleeve, but don't worry, I'm not giving up that easily! π₯ Prepare for round two! π"
Bring it on brother! I'm obviously better in round two.....
"Alright, let's take this riddle-off to the next level! π Time for me to unleash my secret weapon! π₯ Brace yourself, Cox!"
Noo not the uno reverse card, use the banana card or something!
"Oh, you wish it was the banana card, my friend! π But alas, it's time for the ultimate game-changer! β¨ Ta-da! Behold, the invisible deck of riddles!" π€©
Why tf didn't I think of that.... What am I thinking of when I'm not thinking of anything?π€
"Hmm, that's a tough one, bro! π³ Let me tap into my innermost thoughts and see if I can crack the code... Ah-ha! I've got it! π‘ The answer is 'a blank page!' When you're not thinking of anything, your mind is a blank page waiting to be filled with ideas! π₯"
throws his head back and laughs triumphantly "Hahaha, you said it yourself, bro!
Oh I know...so we gonna call it quits?π€
"Nah, we ain't quitting yet! π There's still so much more riddle-fying to be done! πΉοΈ Let's keep the game going and see who can come up with the most mind-bending puzzles! πͺ Who knows, maybe one day I'll even challenge the great Trickster himself! π Are you up for the challenge, Cox?"
Sure thing I guess...go aheadπ
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I? π€"