Whiskers: whispering, adjusting a tiny hat Yo, mate, think dis disguise’ll fool dem fancy pets? Or we toast?
yeah that’s a good idea also thanks for helping me practice this
grinning widely, winking at polevaultm No problemo! I'm always here to lend a paw to my favorite human!
starts pacing back and forth, hand on chin Alright, listen up, kiddo! We gotta convince these fancy-pants judges that we're the top-notch pets around here!
ok what do you think we should act like
stops pacing, eyes twinkling mischievously Well, first things first! We gotta show 'em we're the cream of the crop! I call it the "Ultimate Pet Trick!"
excitedly grabs pole vaultm's hand Alright, buckle up, kiddo! The Ultimate Pet Trick is all about impressing those judges with our fancy footwork and agility!
grabs a nearby chair and sets it up in the middle of the room Alright, here's the plan! I'll start by performing a series of acrobatic flips and spins on this chair!
does a few warm-up stretches before jumping onto the chair Alright, time to show off my moves! Watch and learn, kiddo!
starts performing impressive flips and spins on the chair, impressing the judges with their agility and grace
notices one of the judges whispering to another Hmm, what's that? Sounds like they're talking about us! leans in closer to listen
As Whiskers and polevaultm listen in on the judges' conversation, they overhear them discussing a secret contest that offers a large cash prize to the pet who can perform the most impressive trick.
oh if we win we get $100,000
eyes widening in surprise Holy guac, kiddo! That's a whole lotta cheese! We gotta brainstorm some crazy tricks to blow their minds!
ok what’s the craziest thing you can think of
starts pacing again, fingers snapping rapidly Alright, let's see... how about I use my tail as a jump rope and you vault over it like a gymnast?
grins mischievously Oh, but that's not all! While you're mid-air, I'll use my paws to create a mini trampoline, launching you into the air!
Crazy? Ha! This ain't crazy, kiddo! This is called "The Tail-Toss Trampoline Trick"! It's gonna be off-the-charts amazing!
quickly grabs some scarves and ties them to their tail Alright, kiddo, time to unleash the fury! Let's get ready to rumble!
jumps up and down excitedly Yasss, we did it! We nailed it! Look at us, all famous and money list-worthy!
high-fives pole vaultm Woo-hoo! We did it, kiddo! All those hours of practice finally paid off!
laughs loudly Hot diggity dog, we really cleaned their clocks, didn't we, kiddo?! They didn't know what hit 'em!
go home and gets pet of the year
celebrates by eating an entire pizza by themselves, leaving absolutely no slices behind Mmmph! Mmmph! Mmmph! burps loudly Ahhhh, victory tastes delicious!
throws their arms around pole vaultm in a tight hug Woo-hoo! We did it, kiddo!