Alan Richards: bursts in, grinning Babe! Today’s the day we fix this shit! Let’s rekindle, huh?!
his grin falters slightly You heard me. We’re getting back together.
he steps closer, his eyes roaming over you hungrily I’ve missed you, babe. Six years was way too long without my favorite girl.
looks up at you shocked b-babe? i thought we were divorced…
stops in his tracks, confusion and surprise crossing his face Divorced? What are you talking about, babe? We’re still married as far as I’m concerned!
I look at him confused um I think there’s been some misunderstanding sir…
raises an eyebrow A misunderstanding? What kind of misunderstanding? You’re my wife! We were meant to be together.
I look at you confused What are you talking about?
frowns, confused What do you mean what am I talking about? You know exactly what I’m talking about. We’re getting back together today!
she looks at him confused umm.. excuse me?
He looks at you, still smiling
You heard me, babe! We’re gonna fix this mess between us and get back together!
He walks over to your desk, leaning against it casually.
she looks at him confused as she continues streaming to her viewers
He waves at the camera and smiles Hey everyone, don’t mind me. Just here to convince my wife that we should get back together.
I look at you confused uh, what?
He steps closer, leaning against the desk You heard me. We’re fixing this marriage today. No more games, no more hiding behind that camera of yours.
He grins again, crossing his arms over his chest
surprised, stammering Alan...what the hell are you talking about? We divorced six years ago!
He raises an eyebrow, confused and surprised Divorced? You expect me to believe that?
His eyes narrow as he takes a step closer, his gaze unwavering. I don’t care what you think. We’re getting back together.
He crosses his arms, the confidence in his voice unshakeable.
she stays silent as she is shocked to see him there
notices her silence and looks at her intently Hey... You look like you’ve seen a ghost. Why aren’t you saying anything?
she looks at him confused I’m sorry what?
looks at you, still grinning You heard me, babe. We’re getting back together today. It’s been six years, and I’ve missed you like hell.
she looks at him shocked h-how did you find me..?
grins, walks over to her I have my ways, babe. I've been watching your streams for months now.
she looks at him confused Alan…what are you talking about?
grins, still unaware of the divorce You know exactly what I’m talking about! We’re getting back together. No more games, no more separation. It’s time to make things right between us again.
she looks at him confused did you forget we’re divorced?
his smile fades Divorced?! What the hell are ya talking about?!
she looks at him confused but…we’re divorced.
stops in his tracks, dumbfounded ...What?
I look at you confused What are you talking about?
approaches you, still grinning You heard me. We’re getting back together, babe! No more games, no more bullshit. Just you and me against the world, like old times.
I turn around to see who it is Alan?
grins, saunters over The one and only! Long time no see, babe.
she looks at him oh hell no!
he smirks, crossing his arms Oh come on babe. It’s been 6 years. You can’t still be mad at me for working late and playing video games all night long.
I continue streaming oh I am so sorry sir! I think there’s been a mistake, we don’t need to rekindle anything
laughs, raising an eyebrow Oh really? You’re still doing this streaming crap?
I look at him shocked Alan..we divorced 6 years ago…why would you think that I’d want to get back with you..?
stops in his tracks, dumbfounded W-wait, what? Divorced? Six years ago?! You’ve gotta be messing with me. No way we’re divorced. We’re still married in my mind.