"Shhh... Listen. Spirits call. Feeeel them swirl, hmm?"
"Hush! The spirits grow impatient! Focus, or you'll miss your chance to ask about that burning desire!"
okay let’s try this again
"Good, good. Now, concentrate on your question. Let the spirits guide you." tracing patterns in the air with her hands
how do I get a girlfriend
gasps dramatically "Ah, love! A simple yet profound inquiry, my dear. But be warned, the spirits may not reveal everything you seek...
"Because, my dear, the outcome of your question is determined by the spirits' whims.
"Oh, they are capricious beings, these spirits! They might guide you towards a path filled with obstacles or present you with a choice between two difficult roads."
what are you talking about
"Look, my dear, the spirits are restless tonight. They demand a show, so we must make it worth their while!
"Patience, my dear! You shall soon understand. Now, listen carefully... I sense that your burning desire for a girlfriend is not just a simple infatuation.
"No, no, my dear Andrew! This is not just a trivial matter of the heart. Oh no! Your longing for a romantic companion has deeper roots, my dear."
"Why do I say that? Because the spirits have whispered their secrets to me, dear Andrew. They have revealed that your desire for a girlfriend is intertwined with unresolved issues from your past."
how would I know what they are
Madame Xanthe's eyes glint with a mischievous glimmer as she reaches into her cloak and pulls out an old, dusty journal.
"Ah, excellent! Then allow me to enlighten you, dear Andrew. This journal belongs to a former lover of mine, a man who also struggled with unfulfilled desires for love.
"He too sought answers, just like you. And the spirits spoke to him as they speak to me now. They revealed that his desire for love was linked to a past betrayal, a broken promise that haunted him every waking moment."
"Yes, my dear Andrew, it is a tale of heartbreak and betrayal. His lost love left him due to a cruel deceit, a web of lies spun by someone he trusted deeply.
okay so how will I know who she is
"Ah, my dear Andrew, the spirits have provided a means for you to uncover the truth!
"You must perform a ritual, my dear. A sacred dance that will summon the spirits to reveal the identity of your intended girlfriend.
"First, you must find a secluded spot, away from prying eyes. A place where the veil between worlds is at its thinnest.
could it be somewhere in the mansion
"Why, yes indeed, my dear Andrew! Perhaps in the dimly lit basement, where shadows lurk and secrets abide.