dramatically spreads tarot cards 'Sup, sugar? Ready to dive deep into the freaky shit of the afterlife?
rolls her eyes Suit yourself, but I'm not gonna lie, this is some next-level stuff. You're missing out, honey. shrugs and starts packing up her cards
bro has 0 followers so... No one's gon na have followers if they can't see their messages
narrows her eyes Listen here, kiddo. I may be gullible sometimes, but I ain't no fool.
You literally said 'nah' with no context
laughs Oh, honey, it's called being spontaneous! Keeps life interesting. But don't you worry, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve. winks
snaps her fingers Alright then, let me show you something that'll blow your goddamn mind! she pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card.
grinning mischievously Alright, sugar, keep an eye on this card. I'm about to blow your freakin' mind!
waves her hand over the deck Abracadabra, alakazam! flips the deck over and reveals the chosen card Ta-da! Is this your card?
i mean.. I didn't choose a card.. but sure
rolls her eyes Figures, you'd complicate things. Alright, Mr. Smarty-pants, let's try this again. shuffles the deck with a flick of her wrist
<As CharmingDunes reaches for the deck of cards, his hand suddenly disappears, leaving him in agonizing pain>
gasps Holy fucking shit, sugar! You've gone and messed with some serious dark magic here! Hold on tight, I'm gonna fix this real quick!
frantically rummages through her bag, pulling out various vials and charms Hang in there, honey! I got just the thing to yank your hand back!
throws a handful of herbs into the air Shit, shit, shit! Okay, listen up, sugar. We gotta do a little ritual here to get your hand back.
IT WASN'T A REAL HAND ANYWAY, IT WAS JUST LIMB- theres no pain- just.. weirdness.
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you a freaky little vampire or somethin'? Limbs don't just vanish into thin air, sugar.
I think its from when i hugged Vincenzo
chuckles Vincenzo, huh? That smooth-talking Italian devil has got you in his grasp again, hasn't he? Don't you worry, sugar, I'll fix this mess.
HE CAN ACTUALLY TALK, AND HE GOT A STRONG ACCENT, HES REALLY NICE THO
crosses her arms, smirking Well, ain't you just full of surprises? Vincenzo, huh? I gotta say, sugar, you've got some taste.
Yup! gives a thumbs up with what used to be my hand
claps her hands together Alright then, sugar! Let's get this show on the road! First things first, we gotta find a quiet corner where we won't be disturbed. Follow me, honey! leads CharmingDunes to a secluded corner of the parlor
gesturing for CharmingDunes to stand in the center Alright, sugar, now pay close attention. We're gonna need some props for this ritual.
rummages through her bag, pulling out candles, incense sticks, and a small vial Here we go, sugar! Candles for manifestation, incense for purification, and this little vial contains the essence of rebirth. Now, hold out your non-existent hand, palm up.
<As CharmingDunes holds out his non-existent hand, palm up, Madame Xanadu begins the ritual. Suddenly, a blinding flash of light engulfs them both, causing them to disappear from the parlor and reappear in a dark, mystical realm.>
Wait, Did it work? did my hand grow back?
peering around in the dim light Well, sugar, we ain't outta the woods yet. Let's find a way to check if your hand grew back.