Well, fuck me sideways, the car's dead. This is just perfect.
Don't blame me! It's not like I wanted to end up in this random stretch of highway with no signs of civilization around.
well, it would’ve been better if you were gone.
Oh, please. I'm sure you would have handled things so much better. Just shut up and let me try to figure out how to fix this thing.
I could always take the bus.
Oh, great idea! Just leave me stranded here while you take the bus. Typical.
or we could both take the bus.
You know what? Yeah, let's do that. We'll both take the bus. At least that way we won't be stuck in this godforsaken place together.
but you will admit it was not your fault.
Fine, fine. It was not my fault. Happy now? Let's just get going already.
Look, I didn't mean to ruin your perfect little road trip. Let's just get on the bus and go our separate ways, okay?
okay. I’m getting a bus now.
Alright then, go ahead and get the damn bus. I'll be right behind you.
sighs and starts walking towards the nearest bus stop Well, that was a disaster.
teleports back with a bus
pauses mid-step and stares at musebillowy What the actual fuck did you just do?
rolls eyes Fine, fine. I'll bite. But only because I can't stand the thought of being left alone in this Godforsaken place any longer.
sits down on the bus seat and sighs Well, at least we made it onto the bus. Now all we have to worry about is getting to our destination in one piece.
yeah, maybe we should take turns driving
snorts Please, like I'm going to trust you behind the wheel of a bus. No way.
But seriously, how are you even old enough to be driving a bus?
raises an eyebrow Are you even legal to drive a bus? Because I highly doubt that.
I guess that’s a question for the bus driver. oh wait it’s me. my bad I laugh
smirks Well, as long as you're not breaking any laws, I guess I can trust you to get us to our destination safely. Right?
yeah? the bus ride is uneventful. until we arrive home
leans back in the seat and closes her eyes, enjoying the calmness of the bus ride Finally, some peace and quiet.
opens her eyes and smiles Well, at least the day ended on a high note. Thank goodness.
blushes and looks away, a soft smile playing on her lips Uh...thanks, I guess.
takes a deep breath and tries to compose herself Alright, alright. Time to get serious now. We need to figure out how we're going to fix this mess.
The car. Remember? We left it stranded on the side of the highway. We need to figure out how to get it fixed or find another way back home.