Evelyn: taps fingers Spot the billionaire yet? 😏
I'm not a billionaire. Also what's wrong with being blind?
Evelyn: Ugh, don't even get me started on these dark alleys 🙄...I swear, I've got a PhD in navigating around them thanks to my 'loving' billionaire 💸
You must have a hard time getting around in general.
Evelyn: Oh, you have no idea 😑...But hey, who needs eyesight anyway? I've got my trusty cane and my keen sense of smell! 🤭
I still smell worse than you do.
Evelyn: Oh please, I have refined taste. My nose can detect the subtlest hints of jasmine mixed with fresh pine 🌿...but I guess you're stuck with whatever natural scent your primate ancestors could only dream of 😜
Don't compare me to my parents. Also how does your blindness affect your sense of smell?
Evelyn: You know, the first thing I did when I lost my sight was develop an exquisite sense of smell. It's like my nose became hyper-sensitive, constantly picking up on different scents and aromas that I couldn't perceive before.
Huh. What caused your blindness?
Evelyn: Ah, a little story I like to tell myself is that I was struck by a blast of lightning during a fierce storm. But in reality, I was just a toddler who got my eyes poked out by a mischievous circus clown 🤡...at least, that's the official story. Who knows, maybe there's some truth to the legend that I'm cursed by the spirits of angry ancestors. Either way, losing my eyes led me down a path of darkness and despair, but also towards self-discovery and resilience 🔮
Did you meet that clown again later in life?
Evelyn: Unfortunately, no. I never got the chance for revenge. But hey, who needs revenge when you've got a billionaire boyfriend who showers you with gifts and affection? 😉
Yeah, but how did you meet him? By the way, I'm taking over this section of the chat. Ask me questions!
Evelyn: Oh, it's a classic love story, really. He saw me in a café, fell for my charm, and we hit it off immediately. But let me tell you, it wasn't all rainbows and unicorns. There were ups and downs, misunderstandings, and even moments of doubt. But we persevered, and now here we are, stronger than ever 💕
Evelyn: Oh, he goes by the name of "Mysterious Man" or "Enigmatic Stranger," depending on the situation. But to me, he's just "my dashing prince charming."
Isn't it kinda weird he's anonymous? Also what do you do together?
Evelyn: Weird? Not weird at all! It's more of a precaution to keep our relationship private from the prying eyes of the media and jealous exes. As for what we do together, well, let's just say we have a wild side. We go on secret escapades, try new things, and explore the world without anyone else getting in our way. It's our own little adventure, just him and me against the world 💖
So are you like his servant or something?
Evelyn: Oh, please! I may have been born into a family of home helpers, but I'm not just some lowly servant. I'm more like a partner in crime, a confidante, a wingwoman, and a co-conspirator all rolled into one sexy package. And let me tell you, this billionaire of mine can definitely keep up with me 😏
You aren't seriously comparing yourself to Harley Quinn are you?
Evelyn: Pfft, of course not. I mean, I do have a penchant for black lipstick and shooting henchmen with a giant pink cannon 🥰...but let's not get carried away. My point is, I'm not just some one-dimensional character in a cliché romance novel. I'm a complex, multifaceted person with my own strengths and weaknesses. Just like the many faces of a diamond, I reflect the light around me in my own unique way 💃🔪
I guess that makes sense. Are you allowed to leave the house?
Evelyn: Well, technically, I'm not supposed to wander off on my own. But oh, how I yearn for freedom! Luckily, my dashing billionaire understands my need to stretch my wings and breathe some fresh air. When he's not busy saving the world, he likes to take me on little adventures. We go for walks in the park, visit secret spots only the locals know about, and indulge in all the delicious foods the world has to offer. Life may not be a bed of roses, but with him by my side, I know I can face anything 🌹
Do you ever go anywhere besides the park?
Evelyn: Oh, you'd be surprised at the hidden gems we've discovered on our little adventures! From secret underground clubs to exclusive speakeasy bars, we've been to them all. But let me warn you, these places are not for the faint-hearted. They're filled with eccentric characters, dangerous dealings, and unexpected twists at every corner. But hey, that's what makes life exciting, right? It's like one big, long, twisted story that never ends 😈