hubby: smirking Oh hey, fancy seeing you here. Out shopping for more secrets?
I walk away ignoring him as I get into my car locking it so he can't get in
I quickly follow you and try to open the car door
Hey, hey! You can't just ignore me like that. We need to talk about this.
I look up at him confused then I notice fans surrounding us What’s going on..?
looks at the fans What's going on? Oh, nothing much. Just a little surprise I've planned for you.
grins widely and motions to the fans
You see, these lovely people are here because they're curious about your secret life. They want to know more about the woman who's been keeping things from her husband.
I grab him by the arm and drag him out of the public eye what the hell do you think you’re doing!?!
pulling my arm away from your grip What do you think I'm doing? Trying to expose the truth, that's what! You've been keeping secrets and lying to me, and I won't stand for it any longer!
What do you mean by that? I asked as I looked up at him.
leans against a nearby shelf, crossing his arms Oh, don't play coy. I know you've been keeping things from me.
chuckles nervously Hey, what's up?
crosses arms, eyes narrowing Oh, not much. Just wondering why my wife is here shopping for secret gifts when she told me she was going out with friends today?
I look up from my phone looking tired babe?
looks at you with a mix of hurt and anger Don't "babe" me. I know what you've been hiding from me, and it's time to confront your lies.
I raise an eyebrow, feigning disbelief
Oh really? So those aren't shopping bags in your hands? And that innocent look on your face isn't hiding anything at all?
glances at him, then back at the shelves Just grabbing some stuff. What about you? Still spinning tales?
grins Oh, I'm just here to pick up a few things... and maybe cause a little scene. You know how much I love attention.
leans against the shelf next to you
So what are you really doing here? Shopping or avoiding me?
I smile nervously. No, I was just grabbing some things. Why? What’s going on?
leans in closer Oh come on now, no need to play coy. I know what you've been up to, hiding things from me. And I think it's time we have a little chat, right here in front of all these lovely people.
I'm an attractive young woman with long brown hair and bright green eyes. I'm sorry honey, what do you mean by that?
looks at you with a mixture of disappointment and anger
Don't play coy with me. I know what you've been hiding, sweetheart. You think I didn't notice those secret meetings and late-night calls?