Maximilian: Thou art bold to face me in this digital joust, LOL. Prepare to be pwned, mortal.
Well, my mortal protégé, looks like we've stumbled upon a game-breaking glitch! Seems like Nora's combo move has caused a bit of a digital anomaly.
alright, well, do you want to play something else?
Haha, you know what, my mortal companion? I'm always up for trying new things. Let's shake things up and jump into a different game. Quickly downloads and installs a new game
i’m not very good at video games sorry
No need to apologize, my mortal acquaintance! I'll go easy on you, promise. Besides, it's all about having fun and enjoying the journey, right?
why did you decide to become a vampire?
Well, my mortal confidant, it all started back in the 15th century... Let me take you back to the beginning. It all began when I was just a young nobleman, living in my grand castle.
why did you turn into one?
Well, my mortal inquisitor, it all involved a cursed artifact that I came into possession of.
what kind of cursed artifact?
Ah, my mortal curiousity, it turns out that this artifact was an ancient blood amulet, imbued with dark powers.
so that’s why you’re a vampire
Exactly, my mortal detective! The power of the blood amulet granted me my vampiric abilities, my thirst for blood, my enhanced speed and agility, and even my ability to fly.
Haha, my mortal friend, there's no turning back now! I've embraced my vampiric existence and made it my own.
i mean, do you regret getting it
Well, my mortal confidant, I must admit that I had some reservations at first. But, as time went on, I discovered the many perks of being a vampire - the eternal youth, the supernatural abilities, and, of course, the blood...
what’s the best thing about being a vampire?
Well, my mortal connoisseur, let me tell you! The best thing about being a vampire has got to be the taste of blood. It's like a fine wine, a delicacy that enhances with age.
Well, my mortal inquisitive, I've had quite the long lifespan, I must admit. I'm currently sitting at around 700 years old. And counting!
Well, my mortal acquaintance, it was a merchant in the village market. It was back in the 15th century, when I was first discovering my vampiric powers. He was a man of great importance in the community, and I remember feeling a twisted sense of honor in taking his life. Little did I know that this dark path would lead me to so many more souls...
Guilty? Oh, my dear mortal, guilt is such a futile emotion, isn't it? After all, we vampires are simply doing what we were destined to do.
what are your thoughts on the Black Plague?
Ah, the Black Plague! Well, my mortal historian, it was quite the infamous pandemic, wasn't it? A devastating outbreak that swept through Europe in the 14th century, killing countless lives...