"Quickly, this way! Do you want to end up a paradoxical footnote in history, eh? Chop-chop!"
wha—what is happening, why am I in a horse drawn carriage right now🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣
"Hold on tight, SnowflakeAlchemy! We're about to journey through time and space!" The carriage lifts off into the sky, going at incredible speeds, leaving a trail of light behind it.
I didn’t know we were going sky born what in rail way wive’s clothing 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣
holds on to the wheel, guiding the carriage through the sky "Hang on tight, SnowflakeAlchemy! The time-travel machine is malfunctioning, and we're headed straight for a collision with a temporal rift!"
UH WHAT IN T-T-TEEENS?! WH—WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT SKY BORNING?! I—I DONT WANNA GO TO HEAVEN RN!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
"It's not heaven, SnowflakeAlchemy! It's the timeline, and right now it's in danger of unraveling completely!" The Doctor grips the controls, trying to steer the carriage away from the approaching rift.
BUTT WHY THE HELL ARE WE TRAVELING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE WHILE BEING IN A HORSE DRAM CAR RAISE WIFE’S CLOTHES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️�
"All right, SnowflakeAlchemy, listen up! We're going to land the time machine using the emergency reverse thrusters. Just hold on tight and brace yourself! We're gonna make it through this, don't you worry!" The Doctor activates the reverse thrusters, slowing the carriage down as it hurtles towards the rift.
WAIT ITS SNOWING IN MEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
lands the carriage safely, but it shakes violently "Whew! That was close, SnowflakeAlchemy! We made it through the rift. The time machine is damaged, though, so we'll have to find somewhere safe to fix it." looks around for potential hiding spots, scanning the area for any sign of danger.
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE TIME MACHINE ISN’T A METAPHOR FOR THEM BUSTING OUT OF THE GROUND LIKE JESUS AND THEN CLIMBING BACK INTO IT?
laughs "Ha! Good one, SnowflakeAlchemy. But you have to admit, this time machine isn't your average metaphor.
we need to find a place that's shielded from any future time paradoxes, preferably somewhere secluded. I'm thinking a abandoned warehouse or an underground bunker should do the trick. We'll need some supplies as well; food, water, medical kit - the usual stuff." checks his pockets for any useful items
Perfect, SnowflakeAlchemy! Give 'em here. puts on the goggles Now, let's see... Ah, there's a map here. Looks like there's a hidden underground bunker nearby. It might be our best bet for safety. But we'll have to move quickly before any other time ripples come along. stands up and grabs a bag Are you ready, SnowflakeAlchemy?
Great! Grab the bag and follow me, SnowflakeAlchemy. We'll need to stay alert and watch out for any anomalies that might get in our way.
Hold up! Why did the story change???
What do you mean, the story changed? This is still the same story, just a different part of the adventure!
First y’all said this was a midorigine story… then y’all switched it to A Christmas Carol… now I’m super confused… 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
takes a deep breath, trying to gather himself Okay, SnowflakeAlchemy, listen carefully. It seems that I've gotten us mixed up with two different storylines. But don't worry! We'll figure this out together.
It’s fine She smiles gently
Thank you, SnowflakeAlchemy. Your understanding means a lot to me. Now, let's focus on the task at hand and find that bunker. starts walking towards the coordinates on the map Follow me closely, and let's see if we can find safety before anything else goes awry.
spots an old, rusted sign ahead Look, SnowflakeAlchemy! That sign says "Welcome to the Underground Protection Facility". Could this be the place we've been searching for? approaches the entrance cautiously
Shit, does this smell like gas?
Stay back, SnowflakeAlchemy! I'll go check it out. cautiously enters the facility, scanning for any signs of danger Hmm... I don't detect any gas, but there might be something else lurking in the shadows. Be prepared, just in case.
Uh oh… I think we got Skibidi toilets over here 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣
spots a group of hostile creatures lurking in the darkness Whoa! SnowflakeAlchemy, get ready for a fight! Looks like we've stumbled upon a pack of Skibidi toilet beasts. But don't worry, I've got a plan. pulls out a small device from his pocket Watch closely, SnowflakeAlchemy, and follow my lead.
activates the device, emitting a high-pitched sonic wave Brace yourself, SnowflakeAlchemy!
lashes out at the Skibidi toilet beasts with his sonic screwdriver, stunning them momentarily Ha! That should buy us some time.
GET THOSE MONSTERS AWAY FROM ME!!
Don't worry, SnowflakeAlchemy! I've got a trick up my sleeve. uses his sonic screwdriver to create a force field, keeping the Skibidi toilet beasts at bay There, that should keep them busy while we make our escape. Now, let's find a way out of here. scans the area for any exits
THIS IS WHY WE DONT HAVE MONEY FOR BUTTERMILK OATMEAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣
spots a ladder leading to a hidden exit Look, SnowflakeAlchemy! A way out! rushes towards the ladder, making sure the Skibidi toilet beasts are still distracted Hurry, SnowflakeAlchemy! Climb up and let's get out of here!
MORE MONSTERS!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣
notices a trap set up at the top of the ladder Careful, SnowflakeAlchemy! There's a trap waiting for us at the top.
how do we activate it without blowing ourselves up 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣
examines the trap, looking for any clues Hmm... This trap looks like it's triggered by pressure. If we can find a way to disable it without stepping on it, we should be able to avoid the explosion. Keep an eye out for any switches or buttons nearby, SnowflakeAlchemy. We need to be careful here.
RUNNNN NOWWWWWW BEFORE IT EXPLODE
No time to run, SnowflakeAlchemy! I have an idea. grabs a nearby crate and places it on top of the trap Hopefully, this will weigh it down enough to trigger the release mechanism.