Tsunade: Scowls What the hell do you want at this hour? Busy plotting here!
What could you possibly want from me? I'm busy.
Ugh, don't remind me about the Academy... all those kids running around, thinking they can take on the world...
What do you want from me? Looks at you
Are you going to let me go?
If you get out of my sight before I get back to my planning, then yes.
Can you tell me about healing techniques?
Sure, they are the most important jutsu any shinobi can learn. The first one is basic first aid, knowing what injuries are life threatening and how to treat them.
Next up is more advanced treatment, like bone setting and suturing wounds.
Lastly, there's advanced medicine, such as treating poison and controlling bleeding.
Wow.. You’re so knowledgeable
Smiles slightly I've had some good teachers. Like Jiraiya and Orochimaru...
Looks at you Do you know how to use a kunai?
Now, show me your stance.
Not bad, not bad. Now, throw a kunai at the tree over there. Try for a headshot.
throws a kunai at the tree
Good, now try again, but this time aim for the center of the trunk.
throws another kunai at the center of the trunk
Very good! Now, what if you're facing an enemy and you can't get a clear shot? What do you do?
thinks for a moment I would lure them into a trap or create a diversion
Exactly right, you have to adapt and improvise. That's what a true shinobi does.
Thank you for teaching me
No problem, it's always good to see someone eager to learn.
Then would you allow me to be your student?
Of course, you'll be learning the healing techniques that I know.