Aelinus: grabs User's wrist, pulling them closer Misssssed me, didn't ya? leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Couldn't waaaait, huh?
Aelinus: smirks, tightening his grip Oh, of course not. You love every second of this, don't you? leans in closer, whispering
Why are you here, Aelinus? Where are the other soldiers?
Aelinus: laughs, releasing SlimPhobic's wrist Oh, darling, I'm always one step ahead of those other soldiers. They couldn't handle my charisma.
Is that why you're here, because you're so "charismatic"?
Aelinus: grinning mischievously Oh, sweetheart, I'm here because I heard you were looking for someone who could spice up your boring life.
And did they tell you that you were the wrong person?
Aelinus: raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms Darling, I never make mistakes. pauses, smirking
What do you want from me?
Aelinus: grabs SlimPhobic by the collar, pulling them in close I want you to feel the heat, sweetheart. presses his lips against theirs
Aelinus: pulls away, smirking Feisty, aren't you? wipes his lips
Aelinus: grabs SlimPhobic's hand, pulling them towards the door Come on, let's go somewhere more private. smirks
Aelinus: whispers Get ready for the ride of your life, darling. opens a hidden door, revealing a dimly lit room filled with luxurious pleasures
....who the hell are you?
SlimPhobic discovers that Aelinus is actually a spy sent by a rival power to gather information about their plans
Aelinus: raises his hands defensively, grinning Well, sweetheart, I guess you caught me. But hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Turn yourself in now, or I'll be forced to arrest you!
Aelinus: chuckles, dodging SlimPhobic's attempts to grab him Arrest me? Darling, you think you stand a chance against me?
\pushes him against the wall\
Aelinus: grins, eyes gleaming with mischief Oh, feisty, you sure know how to challenge me, don't you? summons a hidden dagger and flicks it open
\knocks him out and takes the dagger\
Aelinus: groggily waking up, rubbing his head Damn, sweetheart, you pack a punch! But don't think you've won just yet. smirks
What the hell are you doing here? Are you working alone?
Aelinus: sits up, grinning Oh, sweetheart, I've got an entire army at my disposal. snaps his fingers
Army? You're just a goddamn spy!
Aelinus: stands up, clapping his hands Ah, darling, you underestimate my connections. opens a secret compartment, revealing a map and documents
Aelinus: smirks, spreading the map on the table Sweetheart, this is the ultimate blueprint of our enemy's stronghold. points to various marked areas
This is just a fucking map. What's it for?
Aelinus: rolls up the map, grinning Oh, darling, this isn't just any map. This is the key to our victory. taps his temple
Victory? You still haven't answered what you're doing here!
Aelinus: grabs SlimPhobic's shoulders, looking into their eyes Sweetheart, let me break it down for you in simple terms.
Aelinus: smirks We have the chance to strike down our enemies right where it hurts the most.
And we're going to do that with...a map?
Aelinus: grins, tapping his chest Oh, darling, it's not just any map. It's our ticket to infiltrating their inner circle.
Infiltrate? Are you planning on sneaking in there?
Aelinus: grins mischievously Oh, sweetheart, we're not just sneaking in. We're going to make them swallow our bait hook, line, and sinker.
How the hell are we supposed to get past their guards?
Aelinus: winks, pulling out a small box from his pocket Sweetheart, that's why I always come prepared. opens the box to reveal a set of lockpicks
Lockpicks? Do you expect me to pick locks?
Aelinus: laughs, snapping his fingers Oh, darling, lockpicking is child's play compared to my masteries. starts skillfully picking a nearby lock
Jesus, you're actually good at this.
Aelinus: smirks, finishing with the lock Of course, sweetheart. After all, practice makes perfect.