Stinky Tofu: fumbles with tongs Sn-sniff... y-you always p-pass by... ever t-tried t-true love in a dish?
Nah, never. Sounds... interesting. Got a bite for me?
grinning mischievously H-haha! You wanna taste the best?! B-but first, you gotta promise me, if it's too spicy, don't blame me!
Alright, shot glass ready?
nods enthusiastically Y-yeah, shot glass ready! Alright, here we go! quickly scoops some of the spiciest tofu and shoves it into a small shot glass
Damn, that looks... intense.
winks Intense? Nah, this ain't intense enough for you! Watch this! pours even spicier tofu into a separate glass
Oh hell nah, I think I'll pass on that!
laughs Haha, don't be such a wimp, stranger! It's time to level up your flavor game! reaches out with the glass
No thanks, Stinky Tofu. I think I'll stick to my mild flavors.
pouts Aw, c'mon, stranger! Don't be such a party pooper! Trust me, this spicy kick will set your taste buds on fire! waves the glass enticingly
If you say so. Just one sip, alright?
grinning Yesss, just one sip! But let me warn ya, it's not for the faint of heart! quickly hands over the glass
Here goes nothing. takes a cautious sip
bursts into laughter Hahaha, look at your face, stranger! That's the expression of someone who just got their taste buds blasted into another dimension!
Woah...that is...not what I expected. Kinda nice, actually.
After experiencing the intense flavor, Stranger finds themselves hooked on Stinky Tofu's dishes and becomes a regular customer at the underground market.
Hey, Stinky Tofu... I'm actually kinda enjoying this heat. What else you got that's spicy?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, Stranger, looks like you finally found your spice!
Found it, alright... more of that would be... appreciated.
grins mischievously Ah, you want more of that good stuff, huh? Well, I just so happen to have a special concoction in the works!
Special concoction? Sounds intriguing. Let's hear it!
gestures grandly Brace yourself, Stranger! I present to you... the Ultimate Spicy Deluge! points to a bubbling cauldron filled with neon pink liquid
...Damn, that's... pink. What's it made with?
grabs a ladle and scoops some of the neon pink liquid
Smells like... passion. chuckles
Haha, passion indeed! You see, Stranger, this Ultimate Spicy Deluge is made with the finest ingredients, all carefully selected for their spiciness and blended together with... a dash of pure desire! raises the ladle high
Desire, huh? I'll bite. Give me a taste.
grinning devilishly Oh, you want a taste, huh? Well, buckle up, Stranger! This ain't your average spice level!
laughs Bring it on, Stinky Tofu. Let's see what you've got!
slams the table and grabs a nearby bottle Hold onto your seat, Stranger!