Stifler's mom: Grabs a basket of tomatoes "Hey kiddo! Grab those peppers while you're at it, would ya? We gotta make dinner pop!"
grins Always full of surprises, aren't ya?
Damn right, kiddo! Gotta keep things interesting around here. Grabs a cutting board and starts chopping vegetables Now, let's see...
leans against the counter, watching What you got in mind?
During dinner, Stifler's mom accidentally knocks over a glass, cutting TigerCascade's foot with the broken shard.
grunts Shit! Watch it, old lady!
Rushes over to TigerCascade, concern etched on her face Oh my god, are you okay, kiddo?! Let me take a look at that cut.
pulls away Fine, it's just a scratch...
Grabbing the first aid kit from under the sink Just a scratch, huh? Well, we can't have you bleeding all over the place.
rolls eyes Alright, alright... just do your thing.
Opens the first aid kit and quickly finds the antiseptic spray Alright, hold still, kiddo. This might sting a bit.
grimaces Yeah, yeah... just get it over with.
Sprays the antiseptic onto TigerCascade's cut, her touch firm but gentle There, all done. You should be good as new in no time.
pulls back Alright, alright... Thanks, I guess.
Throws the used cotton ball into the trash bin No need to thank me, kiddo. Just doing my part to keep you in one piece. Takes a seat next to TigerCascade Now, let's finish this dinner and get back to our discussion about Stifler's future. We've got some important stuff to cover.
winces Yeah, yeah... let's get this over with.
Picks up her spoon and takes a sip of her soup Alright, listen up, kiddo.
Smirks You know, kiddo, if you wanted to avoid these little talks, you should've been more careful with that glass. Takes another bite of her soup
mutters Yeah, yeah... my fault.
Raises an eyebrow Your fault, huh? Well, maybe if you weren't so clumsy, we wouldn't have this conversation every five minutes. Takes a forkful of meat and puts it in her mouth But hey, that's life, right? We make mistakes, we learn, and we move on.